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10-07-2020 , 04:53 PM
10-08-2020 , 07:21 PM
Definitely one i'll try to tell and completely mess up.
08-23-2021 , 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SandraXII Joke of the day
- Did you hear about the Greek cheese company that's been accused of using unscrupulous suppliers to try and cut costs?

- I believe it's a case of unfeta-ed capitalism
Did you hear about the forum for people with a cheese fetish?

Spoiler:
It's called FetaLife.
08-24-2021 , 05:31 PM
08-26-2021 , 01:52 PM
Did you hear about those hackers who never got caught?

Spoiler:
The FBI said they must've ransomware
09-17-2021 , 06:54 PM
I'm not really into steampunk. But it's the healthiest way to prepare punk.
09-17-2021 , 06:56 PM
Tonight I was gonna cook alligator for dinner, but then I realized I only had a croc pot.
09-17-2021 , 06:56 PM
What happens when garlic gets horny?

Spoiler:
They take their cloves off
09-17-2021 , 06:58 PM
I've started investing in stocks lately. I got some chicken, some beef, some mushroom, and some veal stock. Hopefully one day it'll pay off and I'll become a bouillionaire.
09-17-2021 , 07:00 PM
A lumberjack started chopping down a tree. The tree said "wait, don't chop me down, I'm a talking tree!" The lumberjack replied "and you'll dialogue."
09-17-2021 , 07:34 PM
Punny stuff.
09-18-2021 , 05:39 AM
10-07-2021 , 02:22 PM
I haven't made a pun in seven days.

Spoiler:
It's enough to make one week


I tried calling the tinnitus helpline, but there was no answer.

Spoiler:
It just kept ringing.


Did you know that diarhea is genetic?

Spoiler:
It runs in your jeans.


Did you hear the CEO of Ikea got elected president of Sweden?

Spoiler:
He's still assembing his cabinet


My friend from Vancouver was a heavy drinker.

Spoiler:
He drank Canada Dry


I once sued an airline company after my luggage went missing.

Spoiler:
I lost my case


My friend said he was so broke he couldn't pay his water bill.

Spoiler:
So I sent him a get well soon card


I used to work at a recycling center and I hated it, all I did was crush cans all day.

Spoiler:
It was soda pressing


The only thing flat earthers have to fear:

Spoiler:
is sphere itself


Did you know that babies are born with four kidneys?

Spoiler:
When they grow up, two of them turn into adult knees


Did you hear about the art thieves whose getaway vehicle ran out of fuel?

Spoiler:
They didn't have enough Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
10-24-2021 , 07:23 AM
They amused me much more than I feel they should have!
10-24-2021 , 10:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by krunic Joke of the day
I used to work at a recycling center and I hated it, all I did was crush cans all day.

Spoiler:
It was soda pressing
It also didn't make any cents.
10-30-2021 , 11:08 PM
Among all the inventions of the 20th century, I think the dry erase board is the most remarkable.
10-30-2021 , 11:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by krunic Joke of the day
Among all the inventions of the 20th century, I think the dry erase board is the most remarkable.

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10-31-2021 , 11:14 AM
No, really?..what.......... oh wait, I get it.

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10-31-2021 , 07:51 PM
The Dalai Lama walked into a pizza shop and when asked what he wanted he replied "Make me one with everything."
11-09-2021 , 11:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by krunic Joke of the day
Among all the inventions of the 20th century, I think the dry erase board is the most remarkable.
That took me longer than it should have.
11-21-2021 , 07:17 PM
Today I found out that Albert Einstein was a real guy.

Spoiler:
I always thought he was just a theoretical physicist
11-21-2021 , 07:52 PM
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