For this forum, your probably right.

But the next time you find yourself in need of a joke around a group of nurses, doctors, or med students give it a try. Trust me, they'll think it's hysterical.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

FWIW I think they are both funny

Why does New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps but California has the most lawyers?

Someone told me a joke like this and its followup: How did Helen Keller burn her cheek?



How did she burn her other cheek?

[link to animated version of this Steven Wright joke at bottom]

So my bus comes, and I get on, walk toward the back, and I sit down next to a beautiful blonde Chinese girl.
I say "Hi." She says "hi."
I say "Isn't it an amazing day?" and she says "It's OK, I guess."
"Just OK?"
"Yeah, things haven't been going too well for me lately."
"What's wrong."
"I can't tell you."
"why not?"
"Because I don't even know you."
"Yeah but sometimes it's good to tell your problems to an absolute, total stranger on a bus."
"well, I've just come from my therapist and he's still unable to help me."
"why, what's wrong?"
She paused. Then she said "I'm a nymphomaniac and I only get turned on by Jewish cowboys. By the way, my name is Diane."
"Hi, Dianne, I'm Bucky Goldstein."


link to animated version of joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNzQE...next=1&index=6

thanks, i'll keep that in mind...

NO U DUCY

this thread should be titled "Maxim's Joke of the Month"

with that said, some old dude told me this joke while randomly standing in line at a gas station, made me lol pretty hard, it was all in his delivery:

Q: What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?



normally wouldn't find it that funny but it was so random and guy had to be in his 70s, i couldn't help but crack up

How do you know that a Chinese family is moving into town?

Even the Mexicans are buying car insurance.

A woman went into a bar, walked up to the bartender and asked for a double entendre.

why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?

Chinese guy arrives to America and goes into the convenience store and buys a bottle of water.

Cashier tells him it's $1.00

He goes in the next day and buys another bottle.

Cashier says it's $1.25

Chinese guy says that he doesn't understand, it was only a dollar the day before -- why is it more now?

Cashier says, "Fluctuations"

Asian guy pays, starts heading for the door, then turns around and screams "Well Fluck you Americans too!"

i laughed but my god that was terrible lol.

why can't stevie wonder read?

i'll never know why stevie wonder can't read.

no lie.

Two black guys are walking down the road when they see a booth that says "Turn white, fifty cents." Excited, they reach into their pockets. One of them has no money, but the other has a one dollar bill. "I'll go in and turn white," the black guys said to his friend, "and then when I come out I'll give you the fifty cents and you can go in and turn white too." "Pefect!" says the other black guy. So, he goes in booth for a minute and when he comes back out he's white! "It worked!" says the black guy to his friend. "That's amazing. Okay, now give me the fifty cents so I can turn white too!" But friend just says, "Get a job, ******," and walks away.

that was terrible.

for one thing, i already knew what the punchline would be only half way through the joke.

Q: How many indie rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I'll never know.

I'm guessing like 2 though.

awesome. racist one liners gogogo

What is a black man's most white part?

A+

I don't get it

I hate this thread.

too many spoilers.

They're snobby and pretentious.