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11-07-2014 , 11:44 PM

#626

fidstar-poker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Brocktoon

I think I heard that joke in 1986.

Whoever told you the joke must have been a pedophile then

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 11-07-2014 at 11:46 PM. Reason: actually JLaw may not have even been born yet... boom tish

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11-07-2014 , 11:46 PM

#627

Brocktoon

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Whoever told you the joke must have been a pedophile then

No, he was in second grade. Just like me.

EDIT: I see that you're referring to the celebrity names now. Those were absent when I first heard it.

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11-08-2014 , 10:59 AM

#628

EfromPegTown

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Dreamt*

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11-08-2014 , 12:59 PM

#629

luckduck53

The Situation

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Originally Posted by EfromPegTown

Dreamt*

http://grammarist.com/usage/dreamed-dreamt/

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11-08-2014 , 04:43 PM

#630

raheem

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Two penises were walking down the street. One penis says to the other:

"Quit playing with your balls!"

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11-08-2014 , 05:37 PM

#631

ReidLockhart

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Is there something I'm missing or is that joke just that bad?

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11-08-2014 , 06:26 PM

#632

Hero Value

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(Courtesy of Jeff Madsen's twitter: )

This discovery channel program about animal feces is a ****show.

Last edited by Hero Value; 11-08-2014 at 06:27 PM. Reason: sht

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11-08-2014 , 09:26 PM

#633

fidstar-poker

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Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, well, with the obvious exception of jokes about abortions...

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11-08-2014 , 09:31 PM

#634

DC11GTR

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Cause those are funny with any method of delivery.

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11-08-2014 , 09:45 PM

#635

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Think about it...

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11-08-2014 , 09:48 PM

#636

Hero Value

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It's more like all jokes with the right delivery other than jokes about C-sections...

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11-08-2014 , 09:55 PM

#637

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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I dont know a lot of c-section jokes.

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11-08-2014 , 11:38 PM

#638

luckduck53

The Situation

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I dont know a lot of c-section jokes.

I know one, but it'll scar you for life.

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11-09-2014 , 12:04 AM

#639

Anais

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, well, with the obvious exception of jokes about abortions...

Took me a second, but well played

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11-09-2014 , 12:46 AM

#640

DC11GTR

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Me too. Completely whiffed on me.

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11-09-2014 , 03:39 AM

#641

Hero Value

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Quote:

Originally Posted by luckduck53

I know one, but it'll scar you for life.

He knows.

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11-09-2014 , 09:40 PM

#642

Canceler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I dont know a lot of c-section jokes.

A guy I used to know, who was born by C-section, said that whenever he left the house he was tempted to go out through the window.

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11-10-2014 , 05:29 AM

#643

bingsa

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That C-Section joke was a cut above the rest. Nice one.

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11-10-2014 , 05:51 PM

#644

Anais

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Much like a c-section, you guys really need to cut it out with the bad puns.

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11-10-2014 , 06:06 PM

#645

Hero Value

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Well I think we've proven that just making up our own jokes is clearly better than the ones that are found elsewhere.

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11-11-2014 , 03:42 PM

#646

longmissedblind

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What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping-tom?

Spoiler:

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11-11-2014 , 08:01 PM

#647

bixby snyder

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That's a solid joke right there

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11-11-2014 , 09:33 PM

#648

rescued

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Quote:

Originally Posted by longmissedblind

What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping-tom?

Spoiler:

Best joke in a long time. A+ would read again.

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11-25-2014 , 11:23 AM

#649

luckduck53

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?

Spoiler:

Last edited by luckduck53; 11-25-2014 at 11:32 AM.

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11-25-2014 , 11:48 AM

#650

rescued

old hand

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Quote:

Originally Posted by luckduck53

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?

Spoiler:

Here we go again. That's not funny. I had zero notion to even smile when I read that

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