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Originally Posted by CCuster_911
So I made up this joke(I hope may have subconsciously stole it. It's def rough but let me know what you think and/or improvements. I also think this style joke does really bad over text.
So I bought my first house recently but it's a bit of a fixer upper. I have been doing a lot of the handy wok myself to cut down on costs as I don't make a lot. I am currently in the process of saving up for new kitchen counters as the current ones are this ugly white tile. However it is taking a long time to be able to afford the slabs I need, so I have resorted to petty theft and reselling the items on eBay. It has helped immensely. However, my wife confronted me the other day after she saw some electronics I had stolen and it made me realize that I was taking things for granite.
How's this for a rewrite:
I've been saving up for new kitchen counters but it's taking a longer than I'd like. Eventually started stealing stuff to sell on eBay, which has helped, but when my wife confronted me about it she made me realize I was taking things for granite.