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06-09-2014 , 05:35 AM
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He enjoyed the "anti-joke" so much that he's decided that being anti-anti-joke should be even better
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06-09-2014 , 05:52 AM
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?




Dre.
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06-09-2014 , 05:54 AM
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Had to think about that one for a moment. Not bad.
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06-09-2014 , 02:54 PM
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Knock Knock.
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06-09-2014 , 10:22 PM
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Horse and Dre both confirmed hilarious.
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06-10-2014 , 01:13 PM
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A horse walked into a bar...

Spoiler:
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06-12-2014 , 02:34 PM
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Horse and Dre both confirmed hilarious.
1 yukkers, at best
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06-13-2014 , 04:11 AM
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he hopes GutZ will post more jokes
i found this really good the other day but got distracted and forgot to say well done.
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06-13-2014 , 10:03 AM
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i found this really good the other day but got distracted and forgot to say well done.
I was in seeing the Proctologist recently. Before the exam started, he wanted to ASS ME A FEW QUESTIONS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL GDIT I'M FUNNY!!!!
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06-13-2014 , 01:31 PM
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Good one there, Ace V.
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06-14-2014 , 11:01 AM
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A Catholic girl goes to confession one day and states "Father I'm pregnant."

The priest asks "How did this happen my child?"

"I think it's the second coming, Father."

"What!? Why do you think this!?"

"Because I swallowed the first one."
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06-15-2014 , 07:25 AM
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What's black and f***s toads?



A steel belted radial.
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06-20-2014 , 01:39 AM
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Moved the anti-joke discussion here. http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/76...t-get-1453330/
Lets stick to jokes here pls.

Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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07-16-2014 , 08:33 AM
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My seven year old nephew is staying with us for a couple weeks while his mom is out of town. One of the things he wanted to do while he is here is to make his own joke book. I'll throw the jokes in this thread as he writes them. First up:


Why did the horse poop on his leg?

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pooplegr
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07-16-2014 , 12:35 PM
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Huh
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07-16-2014 , 02:29 PM
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And then he drew a picture of a horse with poop on its leg, with an arrow pointing to the poop.
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07-16-2014 , 05:57 PM
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Please post the picture, Hero Value needs it explaining.
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07-16-2014 , 11:14 PM
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new 7-yr old joke:

Why did the clock stop tinking?


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the girl kissed it too much.
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07-16-2014 , 11:19 PM
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And then he drew a picture of a horse with poop on its leg, with an arrow pointing to the poop.






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new 7-yr old joke:

Why did the clock stop tinking?


Spoiler:
the girl kissed it too much.
Still better then a lot of recent stuff imo.
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07-17-2014 , 12:18 AM
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Still better then a lot of recent stuff imo.
+1. The 7yr old takes the cake recently
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07-17-2014 , 12:24 AM
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7yr old joke style is even more opaque than anti-jokes.

Why did an alert come up on my phone just now?

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The battery is down to 20%
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07-19-2014 , 08:00 PM
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Courtesy of Jimmy Carr:

I bought a rape alarm.
Because I kept on forgetting when to rape people.

Dog excrement can blind a child.
But you can also just use a finger.

(As a chat up line) :
Here's 10p, ring your mum. Tell her I'll be round in half an hour to **** her.
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07-29-2014 , 12:17 PM
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Joke of the day:

"Knock knock."

"Who is it?"

"Raheem."

"Raheem who?"

"Raheem Funnyman!"
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07-30-2014 , 06:28 AM
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Joke of the day:

Apparently somebody, somewhere, gave this muppet a black belt:

http://youtu.be/xqVfb2EW8Tk

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08-01-2014 , 08:51 AM
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I don't work on Fridays, i make appearances
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