Quote:
Originally Posted by Low Key
Maybe we should scale this back to a joke a week, perhaps that would get some quality up in here
tough crowd one last joke of my own almost true story. My worst bad beat of all time. I just woke up got my coffee I get dealt pocket aa guy calls with j-9 suited , a and his 2 suits hit flop I jam he calls he river flush im out. I go nuts knock over my coffee on my balls. Next thing I know I go to e,r. with severe burns to my privates, I pass out from pain , when I wake up its a male nurse named sven applying ointment to my privets in a over zealous way . I can talk about it now ,after many months of therapy . My warning to all online players, do not drink hot liquid dressed in underwear or naked . If you do you may wake up with overzealous male nurse rubbing cream on your privets