An elderly couple were relaxing on the patio and having an adult beverage, reflecting on life. When the husband talks about how they started out, living in a small rundown apartment, had a small crappy black and white tv, an old broke down beater car, but at least he was sleeping with a beautiful young hottie. "Now I live in a mansion, my tv is a home theater, and I drive a beamer, but now I'm sleeping with an old woman." "What's up with that?!"
The wife appears to be sympathetic and understands his frustration. She knows how hard he has worked to get where he is. "So, if you want to once again enjoy the company of a beautiful young hottie and feel young again yourself." "By all means, treat yourself to some of that." "I assure you that you will once again live in a run down apartment, have a crappy tv, and drive a broke down beater car!"