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04-06-2024 , 04:00 PM
What’s the only meat a priest can eat on Friday?
Spoiler:
Nun
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04-07-2024 , 02:55 PM
I've always wanted to go to Norway

Spoiler:
but I can't afjord it

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04-07-2024 , 02:56 PM
I don't spend my days off just watching tv.

Spoiler:
I do remote work
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04-07-2024 , 02:59 PM
How did the skirt end up in prison?

Spoiler:
It pleated guilty
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04-07-2024 , 02:59 PM
Where did the ancient Egyptians bury their arsonists?

Spoiler:
In the pyromids
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04-07-2024 , 03:01 PM
I watched the new netflix documentary about maple syrup

Spoiler:
It was really sappy
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04-07-2024 , 03:03 PM
The other day I met a cryptographer who was a terrible dancer

Spoiler:
He lost his algorhythm
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04-07-2024 , 03:04 PM
What did the big violin say to the little violin?

Spoiler:
stop fiddling around
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04-07-2024 , 03:06 PM
Why did the flight attendant start seeing a therapist?

Spoiler:
she had a lot of baggage and didn't think she could carry-on
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04-07-2024 , 06:25 PM
huzzah
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04-15-2024 , 01:43 PM
Something very strange happened here recently. A musician joined the chicago symphony orchestra, played one show, then they never saw or heard from him again.

Spoiler:
he played the bermuda triangle
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04-21-2024 , 12:15 AM
2 old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man suddenly appeared in front of them in a trench coat and flashed them. One of the old ladies immediately had a stroke.

Spoiler:
The other one couldn't quite reach far enough.
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