So last football season I had a sick sweat on draft kings. I was sitting in first for $100,000 in a $3 entry, but needed to make it through the Monday game. I went to the bar to watch the game with some friends and my gf. So the game ended and I held. It felt unreal and I obviously had to celebrate with shots. My gf asked me "but did the Seahawks win?" so that ended that relationship. I packed up all I could in my dad's truck and moved into a 5 bedroom house in Vegas full of other degenerate poker players and now I spend my weekdays playing live on the strip and weekends drinking enough so I can't drive so I'm forced to play online(higher hourly I think). During WSOP it's going to be 5/5 PLO every day at the RIO though. Maybe a break at midnight to go for $1 bowling. I've already had multiple people go on mega monkey tilt after losing a pot to me and my other reg friend said I definitely look like someone he wants to punch in the face. I love it. Oh and here's a link to my old thread http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/76...sation-530743/

Friend here. Confirming I want to punch that face. You look like the biggest D bag in history.

toasting in a goddamn epic thread

Best way to spot a donk? They wear sunglasses at the table. I always laugh when I see that because I know they're losers.

good remark

Maybe I missed it but where are the +EV girlfriends and conversations?