Teach me how to play the interwebz?

lol pinto tell your star wars nerd friend about the nickname for the 4 of spades and the 4 of clubs.


the Darth Vader

because its hte dark side of hte fours lawlz he'll love it and then maybe you bust him this time

Now that we've moved in together, my gf and I have been going to walmart a lot of grocery shopping. For some reason there's always a bums with signs on the way out of the store that say they are looking for work or need bus fare or something. I always ask my gf if we can pick them up and i can teach them to play $1 sit n goes so they can make some $ and get back on their feet but she wont let me =(. Honestly think i could teach homeless people to make minimum wage playing sit n goes as long as they are somewhat intelligent. I could start a homeless shelter completely funded by micro sit n go grinders. I also had the talk with my gf's dad about poker the other day and he completely hates it and thinks i have a gambling problem, but i figured that would happen.

sick update. future father-in-law sounds like a real donk iykwim

pinto, for your 100th post, u should post a pic of u and pintogirl imo

pinto man LoL forums would do anything for you. Give us his name, and say the word.

Got it bro?

I really want to know what you call the black chips. Can you pm me?

was gonna post something semi-serious itt then i decided just to bump it

pintopedro for mod!111

lol.

+1 on 100'th post including at least some kind of pic.

I feel like everyone that registered after 2007 got leveled and everyone before leveled those people

Phew

<-- Join Date 01-29-2003

Please respond

And I feel that you're a douche. Even if you were right, what are you trying to accomplish with this post? Why jump into a thread that you had no part of and spoil it by saying I'M AWESOME BECAUSE I GET IT!!

A. You care too much about forums and probably use poker lingo at Christmas dinner.

B. A, makes you a douche. But thats speculative, so B also consists of you are a douche because you care so much about forums as mentioned in A.

C. You actually were the first abrasive person in this thread, once again referencing B, you're douche.

D. The only person that calls me awesome is your mom, who needs to douche more.

E. This post wasn't reaching for any accomplishments, it was a clear and precise statement of an observation focused on a well established pattern.

F. Douche

what are you even talking about. does my name need to be on a list or something? if so, where do i sign up for said list? is there a hidden douche forum and this some how was posted in the wrong place? gfy

Awaiting pics of pintopedros gf itt

I came over the top of her.

hit her backdoor




flush draw

Not true...

Blues are smurfs--I'm totally stealing that.

So my gf and I thought it'd be a cool idea to get some professional poker themed pics done and put there on here for the 100th post but its taking forever for her to find what she wants to wear for it and i cant not post on 2+2 any longer so might be the 110th post or so.

In my opinion, the worst part about online poker is when your internet decides to go out. I don't know how many times I've been in a big hand or 40 tabling sit n goes and then they all freeze and i lose my internet connection. This really is a horrible experience. It usually ends up in a nice chunk of change lost, not because I'm playing bad or running bad as far as the cards are concerned, but because of pure uncontrollable fail.

So the other night my gf and I decided to grind some Mtts while we watched a movie. Just a whole bunch of everything really from $33 horse and $27 nlhe KO to $2 triple stud. It wasn't going so well. I was down over 150 with nothing but a 1/2 average 16.50 HOSE stack and a 2bb in $2 triple stud. And my gf was also in triple stud with a good stack. Then we both get slapped in the face with the internet going out which just adds insult to injury. So we try getting to work for like 10 Minutes and with no success and Alicia's getting bummed out we grabbed out laptops and went down to the school parking lot to try and salvage a couple dollars using the school wifi. So we pull in and get our laptops going then all of a sudden a few cop cars pull in the lot and start walking towards us. My gf was freaking out like we were going to get in trouble or something but i just lawled and told her its not like we're doing anything illegal. People hotbox their cars in the school parking lots all the time so I'm sure that's what they were checking up on. They came up and asked what we were doing and saw us on our laptops. We told them the internet went out at our place and we were trying to finish some school work. They just laughed and went on their way. Luckily the 5 minute break was included in this time. So we get back on and I've got 300 chips left in HOSE dead last and my gf is 5/7 at the final table of triple stud. We end up both getting 2nd which put both of us at about +20 for the day. So it actually probably ended a little better that if the internet didnt go out plus we got a little adventure out of it.

I just typed this in the website that tells you who you write like. It said "You write like...

sick update! looking forward to the pro poker pics.

I heard about this post on another forum. It is the reason I joined 2+2.

pint to the motha f*in OOOOOOO