Damn didn't see the november update, sick life

"She followed by "Look whos talking, you eat lucky charms for breakfast every day." I told her, "thats different, i need to eat those for work." "


ROFL

LOL i'm taxing that joke

lol this thread is *****

sorry i haven't had any updates lately but I've been really busy with finals, moving, and grinding out supernova which I'm still 5k vpp away from. this one doesn't have drinking in it but i just woke up so i felt kinda like I've been drinking and i figured I'm due for a post

So i was talking with my gf on facebook today and out of the blue she told me that her mom didnt believe that a donk isn't a real thing. So i was like roflz u gotta explain how this happened. Apparently my gf was playing some donkaments out in the living room and she was getting frustrated from getting donked so much and was probably yelling something like "UGH DONKS!!!!" her mom heard this and told her donk wasn't even a real word. This was unacceptable so I had to talk to her mom on my gf's facebook and tell her that donks are a very real thing and even showed her some links. It ended with not only her believing donks are real but saying she is a donk herself. There's some poker justice for you!

pics of mom?

Copies of facebook conversation with gf's mom? Sounds pretty epic.

nice update. lol donks

I could see me putting a pic of her on here then our next convo would be me describing what a milf is to her after some of your comments >.>

Lol

tell her not to be a nit and widen her vocabulary ranges

why, in the midst of all this pedro 24 carat gold did i lol the hardest at this?

oh, and pix in next update pls pedro. tks

I went all-in on my girlfriend last week.

pix or gtfo

LOL i cant stop laughing.

i love this gif so much

Very good stuff man

So I've been at home grinding out money to may for my next semester of college and was talking to my girlfriend through texts and she told me that her dad found my players rewards card from the morongo casino. Her dad currently knows nothing about my poker playing. He's a fun guy but really enjoys giving me a lot of crap especially after a few drinks. I'm pretty sure he's not going to like it lol. She said he seemed kinda pissed about it but i just think its a bunch of lawlz. The reason why that card was in her car in the first place was that one day after a blizzard we decided to go out to eat at village in. We took her car and the front window was completely frozen over. She didnt have a scraper for the window so i decided to go out and scrape it off with a card. I thought to myself what better than my monongo casino player rewards card.....they don't give poker players ****. I put in probably a 16 hour session once with 2 other friends and they wouldn't even give us a discount on a room for the night so we can play more in the morning. Really don't care for getting the card back but ill probably ask him about it when i see him again and let u know what transpires.

ROFL! Casinos totally slow roll poker players. What's up with that?!

Also, good luck getting your card back. If you ask, your girlfriend's dad is totally going to three bet you!

PEDRO FOR PRESIDENT

nice one thanks

LMAO...

update asap and i will make you a song

POSTING IN EPIC THREAD,
PINTO YOU DA MAN STACK DEM CHIPS AND SLAP DEM HIPS! if you know what i mean .

op can't be serious.

awesome thread.