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10-31-2009 , 04:30 AM

#101

TomYumGoong

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 217

bump for updates

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10-31-2009 , 12:35 PM

#102

jiggybluff

Minraising Warrior

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 8,685

updates plz?

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10-31-2009 , 05:16 PM

#103

xazxnevilboix

enthusiast

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 85

lmao about talking in poker terms

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11-01-2009 , 06:43 AM

#104

Onetwobit

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,262

solid post

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11-08-2009 , 07:55 AM

#105

pintopedro

centurion

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 140

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Originally Posted by lippy

[x] drinking
[?] lols
[x] poker
[x] women
[?] conversation

Sick update pinto, but your the greatness in your post is the synthesis of your five-pronged approach to posting. Please include all parts of your pentagram of greatness!

Well I'm playing two donkaments on stars and got a 5m min break which makes me hella bored after 30 tabling micros this weekend and i remembered i haven't posted on here in a while so i thought I'd try and give u guys a little something. Haven't had any great stories lately but i thought I'd let you guys in on a little something i like to call the Ace game. It was invented as a way to blow off steam by me and my friend that i started playing poker with. So first of all you pretty much have to get drunk. Last year i would get a some 40s and a bottle of something hard and get 4 or 5 people in my dorm room set up to play. So the game is we all enter some cheap turbos like 10c 360 mans on stars and whenever you get any Ax or pocket pair u go all in no matter what. We call this a roflshove. 2nd part of the game is if your on the big blind and it limps to you, u have to fold unless u have a roflshoving hand. 3rd rule of the ace game. You have to talk A LOT ****. You are the best player in the world and everyone wants to hear about it and know that they are doing wrong. You make the correct move every time and tell them how good it is and how u got donked if you lose. We have lost chat privileges on many accounts due to this rule which is what truly makes the game. And you'll really be surprised how well this works. I've made many final tables doing this and one time i believe we had 3 people make the same final table and got a 2nd and 3rd out of it.

one last thing since i think I'm missing the women in this one. So about a week or 2 ago i was getting a snack from the college cafe an i got some kind of yogurt parfait with some kind of oats and raisins and junk on top. My gf asked me what all that stuff on top was. I told her and i also said she would know if she ate healthy cereal. She followed by "Look whos talking, you eat lucky charms for breakfast every day." I told her, "thats different, i need to eat those for work."

see you in the 10c turbos

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11-08-2009 , 11:02 AM

#106

El P

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,714

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Originally Posted by pintopedro

We call this a roflshove.

I can see why! LOL!

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11-08-2009 , 11:49 AM

#107

99killed

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 6,188

PINTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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11-08-2009 , 06:19 PM

#108

runningmarvel

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,677

eagerly awaiting the pinto motivational poster "roflshovelling himself to glory since may 2009"

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11-08-2009 , 11:24 PM

#109

ASCERO

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 407

OMG this thread is AWESOME I didnt see it before......*****!!!!

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11-10-2009 , 12:34 AM

#110

Cosines11

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,566

solid update pedro. your gf is a lucky woman.

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11-10-2009 , 06:57 PM

#111

kenk

adept

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pedro4mod.jpg

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11-23-2009 , 07:54 AM

#112

Number7

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Sick thread bumporama

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11-23-2009 , 05:18 PM

#113

Adaptation

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 707

this thread is roflshoving worthy. Imho you should be playing PA and Ivey in no time bro. Imho, roflshoving > game theory.

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11-23-2009 , 08:21 PM

#114

smithcommajohn

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 533

i totally lol'd at the roflshove!

about a week ago i was asleep in my bed and my alarm went off... in my dream state i was looking for the Fold button to turn it off...

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11-23-2009 , 08:29 PM

#115

WCGRider

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7,026

How can ONE SINGLE MAN write such amazing material, ****ing brilliant pinto.

please update this more.

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11-23-2009 , 08:48 PM

#116

footscrayzy

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 236

Does the OP drive a Pinto? Need to build a better mental picture of the genius behind this thread.

You do realise that you and your chums are creating a whole new "poker language outside of poker" sub-culture? Insane!!

Crazy days!

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11-29-2009 , 03:09 AM

#117

RanchDressin

adept

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,148

can someone explain what was so damn funny about the OP? Just bc he used +ev to describe something nonpoker related?

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11-29-2009 , 09:29 AM

#118

$upermad4it

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,275

RanchDressin, are you ******ed or something??

I just found this thread and I actually can't remember the last time I lol'd so hard and I CANT WAIT to show all my buddies this thread.

Not only has OP got seemingly the best gf ON THE PLANET, his stories are hilarious and but he actually INVENTED the idea of using poker terminology to beef up normal conversation for lols, whilst confusing/entertaining the ladies to guarantee himself sex.Ranchdressin, do you know how hard it is to come up with **** like that? All the guys he knows must want to be him. I want to be him.

But we need photos of OP's gf to be 100% that he is the godlike man he appears to be imo.
I will PM Pinto now to see if we can get an update on that.

Last edited by $upermad4it; 11-29-2009 at 09:42 AM.

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11-29-2009 , 09:40 AM

#119

$upermad4it

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,275

OK everyone, relax - I have PM'd Pinto and hopefully we'll get an update on gf soon.

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Hi Pinto!

I just found your thread on Laughs or Links and noticed you haven't updated it for weeks! Pretty sure everyones been checking the thread daily for updates but there haven't been any! Have you got any updates for us that contain:

[x] drinking
[x] lols
[x] poker
[x] women
[x] conversation

Please let us know what you've been up to! Did you show your gf the thread? Did she donk at it (LOL)?

(plz post details in thread for all to see!)

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11-29-2009 , 05:36 PM

#120

$upermad4it

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,275

Mods,

I've been thinking what a shame it is that so few people on the 2p2 forums have been made aware of pintopedro and his amazing shinannigans. Can we move this thread to BBV where it obviously belongs?