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09-05-2009 , 09:25 AM
you the man pedro, you the man
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09-05-2009 , 11:42 AM
One of things that is so awesome about pedro is, unlike most of these young guys who are ballin' in cash and regularly having hour long convos with chicks (and even eating pizza with them), is that he not stuck up at all. i mean, to have a life like that and still be so cool and down to earth is just "the stone cold nuts."
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09-13-2009 , 03:04 PM
Last weekend i donked better than i ever have before. I was playing a $5 cash game with my gf and some friends in my college dorm. My one friend throws out a 5x raise to 50c and the huge calling station calls and so do I with J8. Flop comes A89 and my LAG friend throws out a 75c bet automatically. The calling station calls and I decide to go all in and try to pick it up. LAG folds with about 50c left behind him and the calling station calls. I hope he's on a draw but he turns over AA. I get ready to give him my chips and my friend turns over the next card which is an 8. River is also and 8. DONKED! My gf said she liked how it made me happy to donk someone so bad. I've played millions of hands online I'm sure and i don't think I've donked that hard before.

Then last night we got back from a concert and were hanging out in my room with the poker table and chips still out and trying to figure out what to do for the rest of the night. Puddle of Mud is amazing live btw. My friend walks in and asks if we want to go drink because he had a hotel room for the night. He also saw the poker chips and asked if we can bring those and play a bit. It was a pretty good game but we didn't wager anything. I was surprised at how many poker terms my gf is catching onto. It makes me happy when she says "Yay! i got a walk" or "I got donked!" and her favorite one is having the nutz. So a few 40s later it gets down to 3 people. My girlfriend me and my friend. My friend had to pee again so i asked my gf if she minded if i stacked the deck and she said no. I'd never do this if it was for $ or anything but since it was just for a good time i thought it would be a fun way to end it since it was getting about that time. So i stacked it so he was dealt AA i had 72 and she had 33. I went all in pre-flop and told her to also when he got back. Flop was A33 last 2 cards were rags. I was pretty proud of still being able to set this up while being impaired. After the poker game my gf and I walked to village in since she was craving some strawberry crepes. Think it was the first time I saw them bring the check when they brought the food and not really stop by to ask about how we're doing. I figured it was cuz we were drunk and she didn't want to deal with us really lol.
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09-13-2009 , 07:12 PM
Oh and i got some cologne for my bday from my mom and its called poker player. I was thinking that would be a horrible name for cologne. I mean, a lot of poker players probably smell like cigarette smoke and alcohol and maybe like they haven't taken a shower. I wouldn't think thats something you would want to name a cologne after, but the gf approved of it so i guess it isn't so bad.

http://www.fragrancex.com/products/i...tml?sid=61207M
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09-13-2009 , 07:48 PM
10, 10 10.... 10!
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09-13-2009 , 08:37 PM
pinto on FIYAAAAAAAAAAA
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09-13-2009 , 08:42 PM
so damn HAWT HAWT HAWT
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09-13-2009 , 10:10 PM
I'm going to be honest with you, Pintopedro:

This thread had slipped off the front page of Laughs and Links and...



But then you go and post something like this:

Quote:
Originally Posted by pintopedro
Last weekend i donked better than i ever have before. I was playing a $5 cash game with my gf and some friends in my college dorm. My one friend throws out a 5x raise to 50c and the huge calling station calls and so do I with J8. Flop comes A89 and my LAG friend throws out a 75c bet automatically. The calling station calls and I decide to go all in and try to pick it up. LAG folds with about 50c left behind him and the calling station calls. I hope he's on a draw but he turns over AA. I get ready to give him my chips and my friend turns over the next card which is an 8. River is also and 8. DONKED! My gf said she liked how it made me happy to donk someone so bad. I've played millions of hands online I'm sure and i don't think I've donked that hard before.

Then last night we got back from a concert and were hanging out in my room with the poker table and chips still out and trying to figure out what to do for the rest of the night. Puddle of Mud is amazing live btw. My friend walks in and asks if we want to go drink because he had a hotel room for the night. He also saw the poker chips and asked if we can bring those and play a bit. It was a pretty good game but we didn't wager anything. I was surprised at how many poker terms my gf is catching onto. It makes me happy when she says "Yay! i got a walk" or "I got donked!" and her favorite one is having the nutz. So a few 40s later it gets down to 3 people. My girlfriend me and my friend. My friend had to pee again so i asked my gf if she minded if i stacked the deck and she said no. I'd never do this if it was for $ or anything but since it was just for a good time i thought it would be a fun way to end it since it was getting about that time. So i stacked it so he was dealt AA i had 72 and she had 33. I went all in pre-flop and told her to also when he got back. Flop was A33 last 2 cards were rags. I was pretty proud of still being able to set this up while being impaired. After the poker game my gf and I walked to village in since she was craving some strawberry crepes. Think it was the first time I saw them bring the check when they brought the food and not really stop by to ask about how we're doing. I figured it was cuz we were drunk and she didn't want to deal with us really lol.


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09-14-2009 , 01:42 AM
A+ ^
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09-14-2009 , 05:54 AM
<3 this thread. need moar updates imo


that 5nl cash game sounds pretty soft too
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09-14-2009 , 06:07 AM
[x] drinking
[?] lols
[x] poker
[x] women
[?] conversation

Sick update pinto, but your the greatness in your post is the synthesis of your five-pronged approach to posting. Please include all parts of your pentagram of greatness!

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09-14-2009 , 08:36 PM
A+ thread

Also is

Pintopedro - Collegefund4 on PS?
Going to rail him sometime if it is him.
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09-14-2009 , 09:42 PM
yep I'm collegefund4 on PS. I play a lot of tables sometimes though so I apologize if i don't respond to anything on there i probably didn't see it.
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09-24-2009 , 05:20 AM
So i've been with Alicia for about a month now and things are going great and i was thinking about showing her this thread +ev or -ev any1 want to help me on this decision?
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09-24-2009 , 06:08 AM
we need pics of alicia to make this decision iirc
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09-24-2009 , 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by 99killed
we need pics of alicia to make this decision iirc
+1, completely impossible to tell without them. do it pinto.
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09-24-2009 , 09:27 AM
also pinto i saw that screencap of yours.

pro-tip: lobby->options-> display bet amounts!

playing 20+ tables will be much easier imo
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09-24-2009 , 05:43 PM
you should show her and then write a report about how that action was +ev on the sex front, and if she "raised" you afterwards, and you were able to "splash her pot" if you see what I mean.
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10-13-2009 , 01:10 AM
Any updates for us pinto?
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10-13-2009 , 01:31 AM
wow. first readthrough and i am blown away.

the OP was incredible. but then pintopedro brings it again and again!

thread of the year. hands down.
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10-15-2009 , 06:01 PM
Just wanted to show off Alicia's sharkscope graph cuz I'm proud of her. She took a a 50/50 chop heads up in $22 stud8 last night when the guy offered it with a 2 to 1 chip advantage for about $400.

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10-15-2009 , 06:20 PM
PINTOPEDRO BACK ITT!
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10-15-2009 , 07:36 PM
Joy to the world
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10-15-2009 , 09:44 PM
can we have the "pintopedro effect" put in the dictionary please, right next to awesome?
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10-16-2009 , 02:57 AM
100th post oh yeah, pintopedro is da man!!! <(^-^)>
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