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You should see if Ashley and her cousin are interested in playing a "family pot" if you know what I mean. Be all like "yeah baby I got the nuts but I'll let you suck out one time."

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08-10-2009 , 07:46 AM

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El P

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JJ IS THE ****ING MAN!

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08-10-2009 , 11:48 AM

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bigalt

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Originally Posted by El P

JJ IS THE ****ING MAN!

true fact

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08-13-2009 , 05:54 AM

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MajinBoob

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JJ sounds like hes full of win. Plz post more of your drunken poker related endeavors pedro!!!

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08-13-2009 , 06:04 AM

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leprous_hand

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toasting in epic tread

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08-13-2009 , 02:59 PM

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crazyfool1985

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zomg this thread just took off after i last read it. best thread eva

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08-13-2009 , 04:20 PM

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Grey

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Originally Posted by pintopedro

Had another good Friday. I went to San Diego to see some friends then went back to Ashley's house along with her cousin and my poker buddy. We get there and there's 3 pizzas on the counter when we walk in, but we just ate so we each just took a slice then went out back and talked for about an hour. Me and my friend would randomly bring up inside poker jokes such as saying "oh herro pro" in a kim jong il voice which is usually what we do when we play the micro stakes tournaments on full tilt for the sole purpose to try to donk a pro for a T-shirt. This is probably pretty bad when you meet 2 new girls and stuff like that enters the conversation regularly. We also said donk, donks, donked, and donkament a lot which made them laugh and they were trying to figure out what it was and how we can use it as a noun verb and adjective.
So then the real fun begins. My friend and I leave there and start getting hammered at another friends house. Once we are having trouble walking and are craving some food, I mention that pizza that was at Ashley's house. And my friends think its a great idea to go get the pizza. After about 30 mins of trying to talk one of the sober people to drive us over there, JJ finally takes us cuz he's the man. so we get there at like 1am and her cousin brings the pizza out to us which is pretty awesome. Then we talk her into going back in and getting Ashley and the 6 of us end up sitting on their driveway talking for an hour or 2. Once again my poker playing friend and I bring up getting donked into the conversation and the 2 girls are laughing thinking of it like some weird sexual thing and then ask us to explain it to them. My definition was its like when you get up to get a cookie out of the cookie jar but someone else just took the last one without knowing it was the last one. Pretty good definition right? We also told them they'd probably be donks or fish if they played. they preferred to be fish.

good times

You need to write a book.

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08-13-2009 , 04:58 PM

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Princeandrew

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Originally Posted by pintopedro

Me and my friend would randomly bring up inside poker jokes such as saying "oh herro pro" in a kim jong il voice which is usually what we do when we play the micro stakes tournaments on full tilt for the sole purpose to try to donk a pro for a T-shirt.

thats hilarious holy ****. im gonna do that next time a see a pro. herro pro i love seein da RED

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08-14-2009 , 05:57 PM

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lippy

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Pics of ashley?

Keep us updated pedro.

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08-19-2009 , 02:26 AM

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Tagtard_Spewbox

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Originally Posted by pintopedro

good times

Only good? Under repped imo.

This thread is better than other threads.

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08-20-2009 , 01:32 AM

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pintopedro

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Nothing too exciting happened lately, but my girl told me i was hard to read. I thought that was kind of cool.

Also, got myself some full tilt shot glasses and a trash can with FTP. I thought they'd go well together. Might get some pics of that soon of using them both lol.

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08-20-2009 , 01:53 AM

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Tapow Dayok

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ZOMG! First in before this thread goes to the next level.

You've got your girl speaking poker terms?! She sounds like a keeper. Don't fold. rofl.

I have never seen FTP trashcans or shot glasses. I don't have enough points to buy stuff like that...yet. LOL. Are they balla?!

PLEASE POST PICS!

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08-20-2009 , 02:05 AM

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Huck Cheever

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[x] herro pro

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08-20-2009 , 02:20 AM

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pintopedro

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Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok

The full tilt trash can is B.A. but it squeaked on the window in the car all the way when i was driving back to college which got pretty annoying. I'm sure ill get a lot of use out of both. I didn't actually have enough points to get them myself because i don't like playing on full tilt much other than to donk pros for T-shirts. A friend ordered them for me and i payed for them with an all you can eat sushi buffet. He thought a sushi buffet was a pretty sweet option for his FTP.

A shot of vodka followed by a shot of monster is the drink of choice when playing online poker for me. Both are +ev. The vodka helps stop trying to tempt me to make tricky plays and hero calls at low stakes and the monster helps me play 25 tables without timing out.

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08-20-2009 , 06:04 AM

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jontsef

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With all due respect to Ashley, what happened to Alisha?

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08-20-2009 , 07:29 AM

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randomplaya

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Yeah you've raised the

with Ashley but I thought you were gonna up the ante with Alisha!?!? I mean c'mon, ok you didn't exactly bluff about your manhood to us here or anything but just because Alisha found that you weren't exactly

down there doesn't mean you should be embarrassed to seek other interests straight away.. now what I'm sayin' is, when it comes to women you dont really need to

.. they say there's plenty of

in the sea but you only need to find 1.. usually from my experience loose-aggressive

is the worst kind.. tight-aggressive like

and we still have a problem.. tight-passive

is the best kind to go

for the real man.. the macho man... so tell me which kind is Ashley??

Last edited by Mike Haven; 08-02-2012 at 03:35 PM.

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08-20-2009 , 06:20 PM

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pintopedro

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Ah i gotta clear things up a bit for you playa. The Ashley thing was just a good time with some friends. Although i found it interesting that the girls wanted the nuts of the 2 guys that talked about poker most the time which i would of never thought would work. I definitely had the chance to make a move there and get all in with Ashley but i chose to fold that hand because i knew I'd be able to get in a better spot soon. Alisha is my girl right now and i wouldn't have it any other way. Definitely +EV

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08-24-2009 , 05:41 PM

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lippy

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Bump for more lols.

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08-24-2009 , 06:01 PM

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runningmarvel

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thread has just emerged more epic than ever

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08-30-2009 , 03:59 AM

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yonnyaus

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haha you and your friends are so funny.

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08-30-2009 , 07:48 AM

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del murderer

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Epic!!

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08-30-2009 , 02:37 PM

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Tapow Dayok

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