I'm back from the dead.

As far as Alisha goes, her boyfriend is gone now and I've got a few heads up matches planned with her. If all goes well ill be able to get it all in good.

I'm probably going to get some more epic sessions in with my buddy this week which means more drinking. I'll let u guys know if any other funny **** comes up.

Also, because of this forum I've been thinking i want to ask her out in a poker themed way. Was thinking to get her to play some cards and write her a note on the 2 of hearts and stack the deck for her. any other ideas?

no. this will blow her away, if you get my parachuting analogy here, lulz.

Agreed. Just stick to your normal "ABC game" and wait for the "money" to come to you--if you catch my drift ::wink, wink::

lol. lol. roflcopter.

ilold

lol me 2

voted 5 stars

If you're going to use poker metaphors for sex, you ought to stop using them for hanging out with your buddy....unless.....?

Alisha is one lucky woman!

Talk about "going deep" into a "+EV" situation! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I lol´d

Tell her you like your women like you like your opponents -- loose and passive. This will turn her on!

And the next time she's giving you a dry HJ, turn to her and say, "OMG that's a bad beat!"

lol!

i just wanted to thank you OP

ive been using poker lingo SOO much in everyday talk now and u would not even believe the LOL's or the LMFAO's i get haha

Just keep going all in until you busto, heh

have a friend that talks in poker lingo non-stop, he shuffles cardboard coasters at bars/restaurants, tosses coins to cashiers like he's splashing the pot, all pokah sh*t, all the time, gets annoying like not using periods

Your friend sounds pretty gangsta. I think the problem is that you're a conversational fish and you don't respect your friend's verbal raises. Your friend should move up a level.

I was going to try to make a pun about polarized ranges, but then I just gave up.

Pull the houdini on her and then tell her she got level'd. lolz for everyone.

your friend sounds pretty damn awesome imo

Had another good Friday. I went to San Diego to see some friends then went back to Ashley's house along with her cousin and my poker buddy. We get there and there's 3 pizzas on the counter when we walk in, but we just ate so we each just took a slice then went out back and talked for about an hour. Me and my friend would randomly bring up inside poker jokes such as saying "oh herro pro" in a kim jong il voice which is usually what we do when we play the micro stakes tournaments on full tilt for the sole purpose to try to donk a pro for a T-shirt. This is probably pretty bad when you meet 2 new girls and stuff like that enters the conversation regularly. We also said donk, donks, donked, and donkament a lot which made them laugh and they were trying to figure out what it was and how we can use it as a noun verb and adjective.
So then the real fun begins. My friend and I leave there and start getting hammered at another friends house. Once we are having trouble walking and are craving some food, I mention that pizza that was at Ashley's house. And my friends think its a great idea to go get the pizza. After about 30 mins of trying to talk one of the sober people to drive us over there, JJ finally takes us cuz he's the man. so we get there at like 1am and her cousin brings the pizza out to us which is pretty awesome. Then we talk her into going back in and getting Ashley and the 6 of us end up sitting on their driveway talking for an hour or 2. Once again my poker playing friend and I bring up getting donked into the conversation and the 2 girls are laughing thinking of it like some weird sexual thing and then ask us to explain it to them. My definition was its like when you get up to get a cookie out of the cookie jar but someone else just took the last one without knowing it was the last one. Pretty good definition right? We also told them they'd probably be donks or fish if they played. they preferred to be fish.

good times

i love you

Cliffnotes: Pintopedro eats pizza, drinks, lols, has poker conversations with women, and then eats more pizza. As a matter of fact, screw these cliffnotes. Read the whole post. Pedro is awesome.

tx for the update pinto!