I'm at my friends house, we're both winning low-medium tournament players and college students pulling in about 15k this year. We're drinking and playing a few donkaments...

Friend: So how are things going with Alisha she still have that boyfriend?

Me: kinda she told me shes going to dump him though. ill probably hook up with her when i get back to college.

Friend: You should **** her she's not that hot though.

Me: she's pretty hot and she's way cool.

Friend: thats what counts, definitely +ev in the long run

girlfriend being +ev made me lawl but i was drunk so it might not be that funny....

ill talk with my poker buddies about the women using poker terms sometimes, such as we'll ask each other whose tables we're playing at meaning what girls are you interested in and are able to ask that right in front of them without them even knowing. Any responses about using poker lingo in conversations to add to this post would be +ev for lols. Maybe not when im sober....

A+++++++++++++ would read again.

Feel free to just post whatever comes to mind. Especially when drunk cuz its funny lol.

Voted 5 stars.

Please post more, OP.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAKFlpdcfc

lol you should go all in if you know what i mean

hahha OP maybe you play too much poker!

I do put my hours in and take my paychecks, keep up the comments guys its good stuff glad you like it.

Probably the best joke I've ever read on here.

Did OP level himself?

Best thread since skinny elbow imo

5 stars, would read again

well I think "fold" at a homegame when someone asks you for a cigarette is slighly funny

ROFL dude so funny we all do this mang it's so funny, definitely +EV to have convos like this hahahahah shoot me now

pintopedro for mod

Bump for pure hilarity!!!!11

OMGZ LOLZ PLUS EV BAHAHAHA

probably the single funniest post i've ever read on 2+2. i mean, personality being +ev, you can't make that **** up!

OP is the "nuts"!! lollo

i think the title alone is deserving of 5 stars

i printed that out so i can read it a few more times today

Will pintopedro ever post here again? The five star instant classic status of his very first post might be putting too much pressure on him. I mean how can he ever top this?

-EV to post again?!?!

Sometimes it is better to burn out than to fade away.

He was a drinker, a player of donkaments, and a damn good man. He probably would have hooked up with Alisha when he got back to college. Would have been +ev in the long run. RIP pintopedro, we hardly knew ye.