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12-20-2013 , 06:49 AM
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12-20-2013 , 09:17 AM
Now YOU know what it's like to get your face shoved into your own ****.
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12-20-2013 , 09:07 PM
xalas very stiff there imo

e: wrt last one
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12-20-2013 , 10:17 PM
Oh, so it's ok for you to drink out of the toilet?
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12-20-2013 , 11:02 PM
Anyone ever tell you your back is so warm??
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12-21-2013 , 03:05 AM
12-21-2013 , 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Suit
Oh, so it's ok for you to drink out of the toilet?
your go
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12-21-2013 , 05:12 PM
Face north
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12-22-2013 , 01:39 PM
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12-22-2013 , 01:46 PM
The **** you mean "you people"?
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12-22-2013 , 02:03 PM
What'chu talkin' bout, Wilma?!!
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12-24-2013 , 06:31 PM
get your honey boo boo ass out of my plate
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12-24-2013 , 08:01 PM
ain't nobody got time for that
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12-24-2013 , 09:44 PM
White girl: "and then he says to me, he says, Santa ain't real!"
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12-25-2013 , 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner
The **** you mean "you people"?
Winna winna.
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12-25-2013 , 11:28 PM
In the spirit of the day:

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12-26-2013 , 12:15 AM
"Hey guys! Wanna hear Careless Whisper?"*

*To be spoken by Vera di Milo
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12-26-2013 , 12:33 AM
Hey kid... I get horny for ms claus
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12-26-2013 , 08:55 AM
One of Santa's many lovechilds. 'Weirdness' happens when your sperm are thousands of years old.
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12-26-2013 , 03:35 PM
best Christmas ever new sax and speedo
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12-26-2013 , 03:55 PM
Santa asked if he could blow my horn so I brought it with me.
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12-26-2013 , 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by xalas
Hey kid... I get horny for ms claus
Not sure why, but this one just spoke to me.

You're up
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12-26-2013 , 05:10 PM
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12-26-2013 , 05:36 PM
Paid the kid a fiver to do that.
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12-26-2013 , 06:48 PM
*wink* dad waxed his ass and bought sweatpants
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