Wait...you said you needed to touch my crotch. Why are you suddenly touching your own?
Or
Wow, so that's what a non-micropenis looks like.
Spoiler:
Because the TSA agent is obviously rocking a 1.2 incher. Check out his shoes, you can tell that they're like 4 sizes too big for him, obviously he's trying to overcompensate for being Mayor of Nubbinwood. Plus he's a chunky redhead...so, yeah.
Last edited by JustASpectator; 11-21-2013 at 10:34 PM.