that's pretty awesome...

I had to FIGHT my mom to get a BB gun when I was about 8-9 years old... it was a real battle. My dad was fine with it, but my mom was completely against it. We finally wore her down... and at that years Christmas, a long and narrow box appeared underneath the tree a week before the 25th. Understandably I was over the moon excited... to the point where I hatched a plan and waited until both my parents were away at work and I opened the present to reveal to wondrous content... as NEW Daisy ten pump airgun.

I tried to be a stealthy as possible, but when I went to get the wrapping paper to rewrap the present, there wasn't enough similar paper left to finish the present... so I used two completely different wrapping papers, it was so obvious that I had opened it... no one ever said anything. Mission complete!

She loves cock.

Politics aside, y'all can't tell me that ****ing rooster doesn't look EXACTLY like Donald Trump

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WINNER!
And I am a life long Republican.

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Two of my most favorite things in the world...

Weirdest.... Porno... Ever...

Hi-Yo Sliver!

What you find when you finally get to the very last page on Pornhub.

awesome, cfw

your hooves are worse than mine
please don't show me your tail

yep, that was good

The people have spoken!


Go!

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I guess they ain't picked a new pope yet.

James trying to work out which hole he used for that cuckhold night when he and his two mates were around at Jenny's.

*Not a caption*

Jesus, I got offline for a few days, and it's like the inmates have taken over the asylum.

Winner

i bet you're fun at parties

Herringbone, the fashion of the future!

Michael Bay's live action reboot of Aaahh!!! Real Monsters sucked

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Looks like Mugatu still has it.

Winner