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05-13-2023 , 10:26 PM
Sweep the.... oh never mind.
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05-14-2023 , 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by krunic
Dad: aim for the head Lauren, nursing homes are expensive these days!
Lauren: but dad, I don't want to kill grandpa!
Dad: you know what else is expensive? College, and I can't afford both
Dark. I like it. Please post.
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05-14-2023 , 02:28 PM


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happy mothers day!
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05-14-2023 , 02:38 PM
Walmart really does sell everything.
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05-14-2023 , 04:40 PM
my apologies
the rabbi cut off his bar code not long after he was born
and we didn't get a receipt
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05-15-2023 , 04:43 AM
You are sure you only want one? There is 3-for-2 offer running this week.
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05-15-2023 , 03:54 PM
My scale is broken. Can I get the weight on this puppy?
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05-17-2023 , 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted by REDeYeS00
AAH. finally found the exit tunnel in doom.
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05-17-2023 , 12:12 PM
The orphanage has really streamlined the adoption process.
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05-17-2023 , 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by REDeYeS00
my apologies
the rabbi cut off his bar code not long after he was born
and we didn't get a receipt
cashier: I can't let you return him without a receipt
mom: ah ****, maybe I'll try the pawn shop

Anyway, you win.
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05-17-2023 , 08:27 PM
no need to rush
five screams you shush

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05-18-2023 , 05:55 PM
Old school o faces, with the intern cropped out.
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05-19-2023 , 08:10 PM
The 4 stages of internet grief after your team loses a championship game:

1. shock
2. rage
3. trolling
4. silence
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05-20-2023 , 04:49 AM
if you go bottom left clockwise is it a really old video for the sound of silence?

Hello darkness my old friend

Five come to talk with you again

Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping

And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.
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05-21-2023 , 07:02 PM
to the crew of three four panel image responders
all resulted in hearty chuckles
but five only got one in mind as my favorite art
simon says you're on the clock, wise mullion
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05-28-2023 , 01:36 PM
I don’t think mullion realizes he won.
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05-28-2023 , 05:37 PM
let's just clear things up once and for all


and if for some strange reason that didn't do it either,
mullion, you're on the clock
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05-29-2023 , 01:46 PM
Time to fire this back up...

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05-29-2023 , 03:22 PM
Just donít say **** about Jada
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05-29-2023 , 06:25 PM
A life of cuckery ensued when a young fresh prince was forced to watch Carlton finally lose his virginity to his girlfriend.
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05-29-2023 , 09:18 PM
Don't worry Will, Uncle Miltown is here to give you something to chill out and stop slapping people during award shows.

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I'm not sure if anyone will get this reference. The guy on the left is Milton Berle, a comedian who endorsed a prescription tranquilizer in the 50s/60s called Miltown, and he was nicknamed Uncle Miltown
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05-30-2023 , 09:51 AM
Two of the biggest dicks in show business.

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Actually, don't think Will Smith is a dick, just playing off of the story about Milton Berle.
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05-30-2023 , 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by golddog
Two of the biggest dicks in show business.

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Actually, don't think Will Smith is a dick, just playing off of the story about Milton Berle.
There it is. There are tons of stories of Milt happily showing off his manhood to whomever was interested. Also a joke that whenever there was a bet on who had a bigger schlong, he would take out just enough to win.

Your turn!
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05-30-2023 , 05:47 PM
yeah, there wasn't much of a chance to top that one.
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05-30-2023 , 06:09 PM
It's not that funny, but it's what I found, in honor of the late Mr. Brunson.

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