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Dad: aim for the head Lauren, nursing homes are expensive these days!
Lauren: but dad, I don't want to kill grandpa!
Dad: you know what else is expensive? College, and I can't afford both

Dark. I like it. Please post.

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05-14-2023 , 02:28 PM

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krunic

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05-14-2023 , 02:38 PM

#10554

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Walmart really does sell everything.

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05-14-2023 , 04:40 PM

#10555

REDeYeS00

always sloppy

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 22,764

my apologies
the rabbi cut off his bar code not long after he was born
and we didn't get a receipt

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05-15-2023 , 04:43 AM

#10556

Gabethebabe

Malware Jedi

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 27,387

You are sure you only want one? There is 3-for-2 offer running this week.

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05-15-2023 , 03:54 PM

#10557

Videopro

Making TV

Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 19,240

My scale is broken. Can I get the weight on this puppy?

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05-17-2023 , 07:03 AM

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mullion

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 546

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Originally Posted by REDeYeS00

AAH. finally found the exit tunnel in doom.

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05-17-2023 , 12:12 PM

#10559

Videopro

Making TV

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The orphanage has really streamlined the adoption process.

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05-17-2023 , 07:50 PM

#10560

krunic

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Originally Posted by REDeYeS00

my apologies
the rabbi cut off his bar code not long after he was born
and we didn't get a receipt

cashier: I can't let you return him without a receipt
mom: ah ****, maybe I'll try the pawn shop

Anyway, you win.

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05-17-2023 , 08:27 PM

#10561

REDeYeS00

always sloppy

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 22,764

no need to rush
five screams you shush

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05-18-2023 , 05:55 PM

#10562

campfirewest

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Old school o faces, with the intern cropped out.

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05-19-2023 , 08:10 PM

#10563

krunic

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The 4 stages of internet grief after your team loses a championship game:

1. shock
2. rage
3. trolling
4. silence

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05-20-2023 , 04:49 AM

#10564

mullion

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 546

if you go bottom left clockwise is it a really old video for the sound of silence?

Hello darkness my old friend

Five come to talk with you again

Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping

And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.

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05-21-2023 , 07:02 PM

#10565

REDeYeS00

always sloppy

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 22,764

to the crew of three four panel image responders
all resulted in hearty chuckles
but five only got one in mind as my favorite art
simon says you're on the clock, wise mullion

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05-28-2023 , 01:36 PM

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campfirewest

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I don’t think mullion realizes he won.

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05-28-2023 , 05:37 PM

#10567

REDeYeS00

always sloppy

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 22,764

let's just clear things up once and for all

and if for some strange reason that didn't do it either,
mullion, you're on the clock

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05-29-2023 , 01:46 PM

#10568

Videopro

Making TV

Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 19,240

Time to fire this back up...

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05-29-2023 , 03:22 PM

#10569

bip!

Slow Pony

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Just don’t say **** about Jada

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05-29-2023 , 06:25 PM

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campfirewest

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A life of cuckery ensued when a young fresh prince was forced to watch Carlton finally lose his virginity to his girlfriend.

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05-29-2023 , 09:18 PM

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krunic

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Don't worry Will, Uncle Miltown is here to give you something to chill out and stop slapping people during award shows.

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05-30-2023 , 09:51 AM

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golddog

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Two of the biggest dicks in show business.

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05-30-2023 , 05:31 PM

#10573

Videopro

Making TV

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Originally Posted by golddog

Two of the biggest dicks in show business.

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There it is. There are tons of stories of Milt happily showing off his manhood to whomever was interested. Also a joke that whenever there was a bet on who had a bigger schlong, he would take out just enough to win.