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05-08-2023 , 06:59 PM
Dangit mom, you said if I went in the pool I wouldn't have to get wet!
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05-09-2023 , 08:34 AM
Even God is offended by Crocs
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05-09-2023 , 09:27 AM
Not what I expected when you said we'd have umbrella drinks at the pool.
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05-09-2023 , 03:16 PM
While we're here, would you mind popping that zit on my back?
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05-09-2023 , 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer
Even God is offended by Crocs

I am a sucker for pulling an irrelevant detail to the front.

You win
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05-09-2023 , 11:30 PM
This would be so much less awkward if I didn't have a boner.
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05-10-2023 , 02:03 AM
Boxers or briefcases?
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05-10-2023 , 12:47 PM
Yes, I lost the bet.
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05-10-2023 , 12:47 PM
Whatever it takes to get the promotion.
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05-10-2023 , 07:36 PM
the top 10 unconventional ways tech ceos distribute bonuses while giving themselves a raise
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05-10-2023 , 08:49 PM
He's so gullible, he really thought we were all going streaking.
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05-10-2023 , 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by REDeYeS00
the top 10 unconventional ways tech ceos distribute bonuses while giving themselves a raise
I like it. Please post.
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05-11-2023 , 08:15 AM
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05-11-2023 , 10:59 AM
"She's stuck again?!" "Sorry dad I thought Redbulls had wings"
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05-11-2023 , 02:50 PM
Worthless as tits on a bull
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05-11-2023 , 05:30 PM
Taurus: You will find yourself in a tight spot, but with help from others you will pull out of it successfully.
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05-12-2023 , 01:12 PM
lol
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05-12-2023 , 02:21 PM
This Squatty Potty could use some rails.
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05-12-2023 , 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer
Taurus: You will find yourself in a tight spot, but with help from others you will pull out of it successfully.
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
lol
it got my vote, too.
take it away boomer.

Spoiler:
what about low steaks pai cow?
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05-13-2023 , 01:15 PM
Dad: aim for the head Lauren, nursing homes are expensive these days!
Lauren: but dad, I don't want to kill grandpa!
Dad: you know what else is expensive? College, and I can't afford both
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05-13-2023 , 05:27 PM
thought i told them my goal was to become a groundskeeper.
i want to drive a tractor, not arrive in traction.
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05-13-2023 , 05:47 PM
I mum, I scored 9/10 penalties today. Also granddad is in the hospital
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05-13-2023 , 07:01 PM
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge...oh, never mind.
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