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07-27-2022 , 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by campfirewest
First successful test of the remote control vibrator
Gotta go with this one.

The actual story is that this was a lab method of determining the sex of your child. This was the moment she found out that she is having a girl.
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07-27-2022 , 08:22 PM

thanks for the backstory
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07-27-2022 , 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Videopro
The actual story is that this was a lab method of determining the sex of your child. This was the moment she found out that she is having a girl.
How do you know that? Is that your mom? Wife?
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07-28-2022 , 04:31 AM
Daughter?
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07-28-2022 , 10:25 AM
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07-28-2022 , 12:19 PM
Batstache
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07-28-2022 , 03:40 PM
I could throw the batfootball right over those mountains.
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07-28-2022 , 04:02 PM
Bruce Wayne's p0rn business is leaching into his Batman duties.
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07-28-2022 , 07:26 PM
i prefer luche libre classica
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07-29-2022 , 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by golddog
I could throw the batfootball right over those mountains.
Lol, take it away.
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07-29-2022 , 06:29 PM
Huh, that surprises me. I actually don't care for Napoleon Dynamite, just knew the reference.

I've got nothing and am busy for a while. Can someone else throw a pic in here for me, please?
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07-30-2022 , 03:17 PM
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07-31-2022 , 02:08 PM
I see now you're named Cheetah because you're so fast.
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07-31-2022 , 02:20 PM
2,1
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07-31-2022 , 06:44 PM
Monkey see, monkey do.
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07-31-2022 , 07:46 PM
'and then, he started violently waiving his arms above his head like some sort of used car lot inflatable.
i really wonder if he's the chimp for me'
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07-31-2022 , 10:23 PM
****ing her costar wasn't what she expected it to be.
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08-01-2022 , 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by campfirewest
****ing her costar wasn't what she expected it to be.

Bullsh*t he is an animal in the sack
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08-01-2022 , 03:47 PM
I know I'm better than Johnny, Maureen. Kinda sad, huh?
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08-03-2022 , 09:25 AM
triptogether.com has started to implement foto verification, but for some it was too late.
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08-03-2022 , 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by REDeYeS00
'and then, he started violently waiving his arms above his head like some sort of used car lot inflatable.
i really wonder if he's the chimp for me'
Take it away.
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08-03-2022 , 08:33 PM
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08-04-2022 , 12:52 AM
It's the new Ronco Covid baby carriage and momma mask! But wait! There's more!

When not walking the kid, flip the roaster switch and it makes rotisserie chicken! Available at fine stores everywhere.
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08-04-2022 , 10:32 AM
Note to self: stop feeding him beans.
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08-04-2022 , 02:14 PM
Well, that's one way to avoid dealing with poopy diapers.
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