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10-22-2021 , 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
nice, i'm basically the u.s. chess champion now
Basically. Magnus gotta concede the crown yo.
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10-22-2021 , 11:20 AM
Did you hear this one? A Priest, A Rabbi, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar...
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10-22-2021 , 11:50 AM
I unscrewed the salt shaker lids at the NATO table. Hahaha
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10-22-2021 , 01:54 PM
So then I told him, "Just declare victory. That's what I do."
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10-22-2021 , 04:57 PM
Yeah, they think every vote counts.
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10-22-2021 , 05:40 PM
Do you know the jokes about the three dissidents that came into an Embassy?
Me neither, they never got out!
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10-23-2021 , 09:23 AM
“I finger ****ed Melania and then I told Trump to smell my hand”.

Putin: “You adventurous Arab you!”
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10-23-2021 , 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
“I finger ****ed Melania and then I told Trump to smell my hand”.

Putin: “Who hasn't?”
fyp
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10-23-2021 , 11:34 PM
"If we could only come up with a better way to kill our enemies. Now that would be funny. hee hee hee"
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10-24-2021 , 11:56 PM
"Just wait until the American sits down, I put something under his seat."

"Whoopee cushion?"

"No, a polonium butt plug."
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10-25-2021 , 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by R*R
"If we could only come up with a better way to kill our enemies. Now that would be funny. hee hee hee"
a nuclear winter? you came, saw, and conquered m8. and now you're up.
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10-25-2021 , 09:52 PM
okee dokee. incoming!
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10-25-2021 , 09:58 PM
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10-25-2021 , 10:13 PM
In Soviet Russia, cart pushes you.
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10-26-2021 , 04:26 AM
Walmart now delivers: Russian man to cook your steaks!
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10-26-2021 , 12:30 PM
Check out the new Trailer Park Boys cast member. Neckbeard Val.
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10-26-2021 , 08:12 PM
Nothing says communism like an empty shopping cart.
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10-26-2021 , 08:29 PM
behind the scenes at Almazan Kitchen.
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10-27-2021 , 04:10 PM
I got a Russian for free with a bottle of Smirnoff. When I arrived home, only the Russian was left
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10-27-2021 , 05:08 PM
I’ve heard rumors about weird toilet procedures in various countries - but Russia takes the cake.
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10-27-2021 , 05:27 PM
*in over the top Russian accent* Tonight on Soviet Gear, Hammondski get's sloshed on Vodka, Mayski praises Comrade Stalin And I drive the new Lada.
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10-27-2021 , 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by campfirewest
Nothing says communism like an empty shopping cart.
Gotta go with this one. Tough choice.
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10-28-2021 , 12:09 AM
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10-28-2021 , 04:14 AM
These boys liked their training sessions. They always came.
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10-28-2021 , 07:18 AM
Every season ended with a disappointing loss to the cock blockers
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