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Old 10-22-2021, 03:41 AM   #9351
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nice, i'm basically the u.s. chess champion now
Basically. Magnus gotta concede the crown yo.
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Old 10-22-2021, 11:20 AM   #9352
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Did you hear this one? A Priest, A Rabbi, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar...
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Old 10-22-2021, 11:50 AM   #9353
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I unscrewed the salt shaker lids at the NATO table. Hahaha
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Old 10-22-2021, 01:54 PM   #9354
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So then I told him, "Just declare victory. That's what I do."
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Old 10-22-2021, 04:57 PM   #9355
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Yeah, they think every vote counts.
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Old 10-22-2021, 05:40 PM   #9356
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Do you know the jokes about the three dissidents that came into an Embassy?
Me neither, they never got out!
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Old 10-23-2021, 09:23 AM   #9357
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“I finger ****ed Melania and then I told Trump to smell my hand”.

Putin: “You adventurous Arab you!”
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Old 10-23-2021, 11:09 AM   #9358
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“I finger ****ed Melania and then I told Trump to smell my hand”.

Putin: “Who hasn't?”
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Old 10-23-2021, 11:34 PM   #9359
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"If we could only come up with a better way to kill our enemies. Now that would be funny. hee hee hee"
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Old 10-24-2021, 11:56 PM   #9360
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"Just wait until the American sits down, I put something under his seat."

"Whoopee cushion?"

"No, a polonium butt plug."
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Old Yesterday, 04:31 AM   #9361
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"If we could only come up with a better way to kill our enemies. Now that would be funny. hee hee hee"
a nuclear winter? you came, saw, and conquered m8. and now you're up.
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Old Yesterday, 09:52 PM   #9362
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okee dokee. incoming!
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Old Yesterday, 09:58 PM   #9363
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Old Yesterday, 10:13 PM   #9364
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In Soviet Russia, cart pushes you.
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Old Today, 04:26 AM   #9365
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Walmart now delivers: Russian man to cook your steaks!
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