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Old 06-07-2020, 11:02 AM   #8451
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Excuse me while i get off this prop tank I need to find a shelter quick!
Bone Spurs!, Bone Spurs!!!
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Old 06-08-2020, 02:58 PM   #8452
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Excuse me while i get off this prop tank I need to find a shelter quick!
Bone Spurs!, Bone Spurs!!!
Bone Spurs! made me laugh. You're up.
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Old 06-08-2020, 11:47 PM   #8453
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Since I just won anyone that has one can go
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Old 06-08-2020, 11:53 PM   #8454
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Old 06-09-2020, 05:28 AM   #8455
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OMG I count 1-2-3-4-5-6 nipples!
Miss Piggy you sleazy swine you!
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Old 06-29-2020, 10:53 PM   #8456
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I guess I'll declare myself the winner.
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Old 06-29-2020, 11:35 PM   #8457
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Please stop saying words
we all call you cat lady
accept it right meow
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Old 06-30-2020, 12:26 AM   #8458
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What's that crunchy stuff?
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Old 06-30-2020, 06:56 AM   #8459
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When you cant decide between the pussy and the cock
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Old 06-30-2020, 11:37 AM   #8460
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She both is and isn't giving a blowjob. It's Schrodinger's Dong.
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Old 07-01-2020, 02:23 AM   #8461
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She both is and isn't giving a blowjob. It's Schrodinger's Dong.
An Observer may see a cute kitty but the non-Observer got lucky.
This answer has collapse the wave function resulting in a winner.
GO!
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Old 07-02-2020, 04:54 PM   #8462
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Old 07-02-2020, 05:07 PM   #8463
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That's not what she means when she says "go balls deep"
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Old 07-03-2020, 04:08 AM   #8464
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That's not what she means when she says "go balls deep"
/winner.
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Old 07-03-2020, 08:36 AM   #8465
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That's not what she means when she says "go balls deep"
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Old 07-04-2020, 02:45 PM   #8466
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Well if the rest of y'all ain't even gonna try... (I might've said something along the lines of "he bragged to his friends that he was going to drill that hot bikini blonde in the ass")

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Old 07-04-2020, 04:22 PM   #8467
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Old 07-04-2020, 04:54 PM   #8468
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Office hours are 10a to 5p. After hours please use the deposit slot.
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Old 07-04-2020, 06:32 PM   #8469
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Redneck motor home.
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Old 07-04-2020, 06:44 PM   #8470
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Dad there's got to be a better way to see America.
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Old 07-05-2020, 05:10 PM   #8471
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Well son, you said you were tired of having to piss in a mayonnaise jar, didn't ya?
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Old 07-06-2020, 12:41 PM   #8472
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Yeah I'm voting for Trump, whatch to you!?
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Old 07-06-2020, 12:44 PM   #8473
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Dad there's got to be a better way to see America.
Road trip winner.
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Old 07-06-2020, 01:34 PM   #8474
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Old 07-06-2020, 01:40 PM   #8475
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I told you be careful when cooking with Carolina Reapers.
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