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Old 03-09-2019, 10:50 PM   #7751
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See, my wiener is really 12 inches.
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Old 03-10-2019, 11:02 AM   #7752
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See, my wiener is really 12 inches.
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Old 03-10-2019, 01:06 PM   #7753
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If you measure that at 12 inches, I'm not letting you measure my dick!
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Old 03-10-2019, 02:57 PM   #7754
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Your wiener is not a foot?
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Old 03-10-2019, 05:44 PM   #7755
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only in the cold
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Old 03-12-2019, 01:39 AM   #7756
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LOL.
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Old 03-12-2019, 06:47 PM   #7757
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Old 03-13-2019, 11:03 AM   #7758
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Old 03-13-2019, 11:12 AM   #7759
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I knew I lost some gum 7 years ago.
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Old 03-13-2019, 04:47 PM   #7760
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Princess heard that bubble butts were in style, but didn't quite understand what that meant.
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Old 03-13-2019, 05:36 PM   #7761
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Never swallow Bazooka.
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Old 03-13-2019, 08:13 PM   #7762
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I trained the dog to **** in a bag. Look out, Ceasar Milan. There's a new alpha in town.
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Old 03-14-2019, 08:37 AM   #7763
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It has now become painfully obvious to everybody that Madonna now has butt implants
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Old 03-14-2019, 10:33 AM   #7764
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When your dog eats a whole pack of bubble yum
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Old 03-14-2019, 11:28 AM   #7765
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I knew I lost some gum 7 years ago.
Winner! This appeals to my skepticism of things you're told as a child that never quite make sense.
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Old 03-14-2019, 01:02 PM   #7766
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Old 03-14-2019, 08:45 PM   #7767
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The cigfishken has unsurprisingly turned out to be nowhere near as popular as the turducken.
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Old 03-15-2019, 08:53 AM   #7768
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This isn't what I expected when I ordered a smoked surf-and-turf dinner.
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Old 03-15-2019, 09:37 AM   #7769
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Always wondered why the fish tastes like chicken.
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Old 03-17-2019, 07:20 PM   #7770
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The cigfishken has unsurprisingly turned out to be nowhere near as popular as the turducken.
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Old 03-18-2019, 01:24 PM   #7771
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Old 03-18-2019, 01:27 PM   #7772
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This cart has the smelliest cup holder!
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Old 03-18-2019, 02:05 PM   #7773
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while the guys are at Mcdonald's, Grimace and Hamburglar's wives are having a lot of kinky fun.
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Old 03-18-2019, 02:23 PM   #7774
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When you screw up and log into Fetlife with your Medicare credentials.
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Old Yesterday, 01:28 AM   #7775
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Black Mirror has jumped the shark
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