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Old 02-28-2019, 02:39 PM   #7726
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Is this the Ms. OOT 2019 final thread?
thinly veiled references aside, you win!
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Old 02-28-2019, 03:01 PM   #7727
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Old 02-28-2019, 03:13 PM   #7728
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My other bike is a Harley.

My other TV is a Samsung.
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Old 02-28-2019, 03:43 PM   #7729
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Uber home delivery.
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Old 02-28-2019, 04:56 PM   #7730
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♫ We gotta install microwave ovens
♫ Custom kitchen deliveries
♫ We gotta move these refrigerators
♫ We gotta move these colour TV's
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Old 02-28-2019, 05:06 PM   #7731
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At $3.65 a gallon you'd be haulin it on a scooter too!
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Old 03-01-2019, 04:58 AM   #7732
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"Nah, I'll pass on the Protection Plan. If this thing doesn't survive the trip home, it's probably because I didn't, either."
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Old 03-01-2019, 08:36 AM   #7733
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I never should had thrown that bottle when I lost at forenite!
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Old 03-01-2019, 05:53 PM   #7734
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"God damnit, Zxibit. I told you three times I don't want a 46 inch flat screen on my scooter."
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Old 03-01-2019, 07:38 PM   #7735
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He would have got a 55 inch, but that would be unsafe.
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Old 03-02-2019, 03:18 AM   #7736
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The first documented sighting of a man acquiring an open box with a scooter
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Old 03-02-2019, 12:17 PM   #7737
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"God damnit, Zxibit. I told you three times I don't want a 46 inch flat screen on my scooter."
It's X to the Z Xzibit, but for the nostalgia of "Pimp my ride" you win. Post away.
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Old 03-04-2019, 01:41 AM   #7738
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My other bike is a Harley.

My other TV is a Samsung.
Runner up. Go.
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Old 03-04-2019, 10:59 AM   #7739
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Old 03-04-2019, 12:59 PM   #7740
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It's cold as **** in your house bro
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Old 03-04-2019, 01:00 PM   #7741
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Go on, let me hear you brag Jameson how your toilet never runs!
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Old 03-04-2019, 01:05 PM   #7742
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FATALITY! Sub Zero Wins!
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Old 03-04-2019, 02:17 PM   #7743
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New Russian Vodka toilet does not have this Problem! *Laughs in Russian*
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Old 03-04-2019, 02:25 PM   #7744
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The latest in popsicle molds turned out to be a bust.
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Old 03-04-2019, 08:36 PM   #7745
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You'll never even notice how cold the seat is.
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Old 03-04-2019, 09:51 PM   #7746
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That's how you prevent an upper-decker.
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Old 03-08-2019, 08:50 PM   #7747
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Old 03-09-2019, 12:32 AM   #7748
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The latest in popsicle molds turned out to be a bust.
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Old 03-09-2019, 12:21 PM   #7749
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Old 03-09-2019, 02:29 PM   #7750
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I measure my wiener often.
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