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Old 02-01-2019, 01:53 AM   #7626
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How do these things work?
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Old 02-01-2019, 09:50 AM   #7627
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Why are the parenting tools in the clothes section?
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Old 02-01-2019, 11:43 AM   #7628
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Hmmm... which one of these is best for keeping my waistband 3 inches above my knees?
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Old 02-01-2019, 11:49 AM   #7629
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When the Muzak at Wal-Mart just happens to be playing the 2001:Space Odyssey overture.
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Old 02-01-2019, 12:49 PM   #7630
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Why are all the nice belts so long?
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Old 02-02-2019, 01:34 AM   #7631
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When the Muzak at Wal-Mart just happens to be playing the 2001:Space Odyssey overture.
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Old 02-02-2019, 09:15 AM   #7632
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Old 02-02-2019, 12:33 PM   #7633
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The design contest produced these evening wear roller skates. The model is recovering in hospital nicely.
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Old 02-02-2019, 01:42 PM   #7634
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Fembots, roll out!
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Old 02-02-2019, 03:00 PM   #7635
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Roller-heels: Designed for maximum ankle-breaking efficiency!
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Old 02-02-2019, 04:05 PM   #7636
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The AutoTHOTs in the next Transformers movie are going to be incredible.
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Old 02-02-2019, 04:18 PM   #7637
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Because walking in high heels isn't hard enough.
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Old 02-03-2019, 05:28 PM   #7638
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Congrats. You invented something gayer than roller-blades.
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Old 02-03-2019, 05:36 PM   #7639
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LOL
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Old 02-04-2019, 03:19 PM   #7640
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Fembots, roll out!


Love it.

Go!
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Old 02-05-2019, 04:02 AM   #7641
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Old 02-05-2019, 11:18 AM   #7642
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Twister: NFL edition
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Old 02-05-2019, 11:27 AM   #7643
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Goff is sacked for a 6 yard loss.
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Old 02-05-2019, 12:49 PM   #7644
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Make sure you're wearing protection when you have group sex.
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Old 02-05-2019, 01:04 PM   #7645
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Doink
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Old 02-05-2019, 05:59 PM   #7646
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Why are the parenting tools in the clothes section?
You got robbed.
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Old 02-05-2019, 06:09 PM   #7647
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Ref: "roughing the what?"
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Old 02-05-2019, 06:44 PM   #7648
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Old 02-05-2019, 07:09 PM   #7649
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2024: After America becoming bored of the NFL, a new sporting league was required. So begun the rise of NTL: The National Tickle League.
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Old 02-05-2019, 07:23 PM   #7650
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There's something in there about someone about to score, but then this is the NFL Superbowl, so probably not.

I just can't get it to work.
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