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02-01-2019 , 01:53 AM
How do these things work?
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02-01-2019 , 09:50 AM
Why are the parenting tools in the clothes section?
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02-01-2019 , 11:43 AM
Hmmm... which one of these is best for keeping my waistband 3 inches above my knees?
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02-01-2019 , 11:49 AM
When the Muzak at Wal-Mart just happens to be playing the 2001:Space Odyssey overture.
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02-01-2019 , 12:49 PM
Why are all the nice belts so long?
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02-02-2019 , 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by robert_utk
When the Muzak at Wal-Mart just happens to be playing the 2001:Space Odyssey overture.
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02-02-2019 , 09:15 AM
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02-02-2019 , 12:33 PM
The design contest produced these evening wear roller skates. The model is recovering in hospital nicely.
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02-02-2019 , 01:42 PM
Fembots, roll out!
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02-02-2019 , 03:00 PM
Roller-heels: Designed for maximum ankle-breaking efficiency!
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02-02-2019 , 04:05 PM
The AutoTHOTs in the next Transformers movie are going to be incredible.
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02-02-2019 , 04:18 PM
Because walking in high heels isn't hard enough.
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02-03-2019 , 05:28 PM
Congrats. You invented something gayer than roller-blades.
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02-03-2019 , 05:36 PM
LOL
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02-04-2019 , 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Lawnmower Man
Fembots, roll out!


Love it.

Go!
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02-05-2019 , 11:18 AM
Twister: NFL edition
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02-05-2019 , 11:27 AM
Goff is sacked for a 6 yard loss.
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02-05-2019 , 12:49 PM
Make sure you're wearing protection when you have group sex.
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02-05-2019 , 01:04 PM
Doink
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02-05-2019 , 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer
Why are the parenting tools in the clothes section?
You got robbed.
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02-05-2019 , 06:09 PM
Ref: "roughing the what?"
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02-05-2019 , 06:44 PM
Standard
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02-05-2019 , 07:09 PM
2024: After America becoming bored of the NFL, a new sporting league was required. So begun the rise of NTL: The National Tickle League.
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02-05-2019 , 07:23 PM
There's something in there about someone about to score, but then this is the NFL Superbowl, so probably not.

I just can't get it to work.
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