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01-26-2019 , 05:30 PM
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01-26-2019 , 05:44 PM
Husband - I wasn't joking about being allergic to cooking.
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01-26-2019 , 08:07 PM
Coming up on Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares: Gordon discovers the root of the problem: the chef is a pussy who's afraid of going near hot pans.
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01-26-2019 , 10:50 PM
I'm trying to go from "a get up that's not flame-******ant" to "a guy who's a ******".


I'll get back to you...
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01-27-2019 , 02:53 AM
It's morphine time!
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01-27-2019 , 02:58 AM
Safety first kids.
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01-27-2019 , 08:11 AM
The Amazing Pizza Box Man to the Rescue!
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01-28-2019 , 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
I'm trying to go from "a get up that's not flame-******ant" to "a guy who's a ******".


I'll get back to you...
I was thinking something along the lines of "A guy and his fire-suit. Only one of them is ******ant" but then I saw your comment an realized I wasn't the only one that couldn't get it to work.
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01-28-2019 , 09:41 AM
Some say HE trained Gordon Ramsey...
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01-28-2019 , 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Lawnmower Man
It's morphine time!


Ha! Go.
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01-28-2019 , 02:20 PM
Motor City Methlab
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01-30-2019 , 02:22 AM
Ok I'll start us off here...

What's the hardest part about being gay? Telling your parents you rollerblade.
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01-30-2019 , 02:27 AM
F*** is not just a brand, it’s a lifestyle...
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01-30-2019 , 11:48 AM
Damn, guys, I thought we were ALL going to wear pants with a short right leg. Now we just look stupid.
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01-30-2019 , 12:21 PM
The droogs have gone soft.
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01-30-2019 , 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Videopro
The droogs have gone soft.
lol winner
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01-30-2019 , 04:41 PM
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01-30-2019 , 04:59 PM
And in today's episode of 'Porn Stars of the 70s', we have The Hepatitis Brothers, named so because they got Hepatitis C. From each other.
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01-30-2019 , 05:17 PM
It concerns me that the problem I have with this photo is that each of their belts don't match their shoes.

(not a submission. just tryin' to figure out what's wrong with me)
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01-30-2019 , 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord_Crispen
It concerns me that the problem I have with this photo is that each of their belts don't match their shoes.

(not a submission. just tryin' to figure out what's wrong with me)
No, YOU'RE wearing MY pants!
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01-30-2019 , 08:00 PM
Officer Dangle in his free time.
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01-31-2019 , 03:15 PM
Suspect zeros of the me-too movement
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01-31-2019 , 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by havocofsmeg
And in today's episode of 'Porn Stars of the 70s', we have The Hepatitis Brothers, named so because they got Hepatitis C. From each other.
You had the win till the explanation. Don't explain, trust that we'll get it.

Mine: The first iteration of casual Friday didn't quite go as expected.

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Officer Dangle in his free time.
Winner! Go.
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02-01-2019 , 01:45 AM
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