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Old 01-02-2019, 10:49 PM   #7501
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* Creepy disembodied hand sold separately.
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Old 01-02-2019, 10:58 PM   #7502
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Bill Cosby has picked up an electronics unit in prison.
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Old 01-03-2019, 12:14 AM   #7503
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Tired of those filthy petulant children and that fat cheating bastard ruining your life? Is chardonay and xanax not working like it used to? What if I told you, you can create a world where they don't even exist! And you won't even need to leave the comfort of your own home! Try the new virtual reality Neglectotron 5000! Highly advanced technology gauranteed to keep you in a reclusive bubble from your horrifyingly lonely thankless existence! Just 4 easy payments of $49.95!!!
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Old 01-03-2019, 11:36 AM   #7504
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Men, the Neglectotron 5000 makes a great Christmas gift for your wife!

It's got multiple settings:
  • Sleep
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  • Agreeable
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Actual results may vary.

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Old 01-04-2019, 09:44 PM   #7505
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Stepford Wives 3.0
She'll never even know
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Old 01-05-2019, 12:28 AM   #7506
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Bill Cosby has picked up an electronics unit in prison.
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Old 01-05-2019, 12:58 PM   #7507
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Old 01-05-2019, 04:13 PM   #7508
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Nah, Simonís Cat can get bent. Iím not playing in this ****.
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Old 01-05-2019, 10:25 PM   #7509
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M... I... T... T... E... N... S


Lets see the dog do that.
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Old 01-05-2019, 11:01 PM   #7510
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Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan. Oh wait, that's not Alan! Steve, Steve, Steve Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve. Steve, Steve, Steve.
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Old 01-06-2019, 04:02 PM   #7511
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I don't understand this obsession with shaving. Imagine how cold I'd be without hair.
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Old 01-06-2019, 04:15 PM   #7512
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M... I... T... T... E... N... S


Lets see the dog do that.
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Old 01-06-2019, 06:08 PM   #7513
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For those that didn't get my reference...
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Old 01-06-2019, 06:37 PM   #7514
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I got your ref
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Old 01-06-2019, 08:25 PM   #7515
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Old 01-06-2019, 11:16 PM   #7516
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Check this out.
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Old 01-06-2019, 11:20 PM   #7517
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ďIn there Dad?Ē
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Old 01-06-2019, 11:53 PM   #7518
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I call it "The Aristocrats"
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Old 01-07-2019, 10:34 AM   #7519
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Now at your local grocery store we now offer rectal examinations at a very sensible cost!
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Old 01-07-2019, 12:23 PM   #7520
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Hmm testicles. Didn't expect that.
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Old 01-07-2019, 12:31 PM   #7521
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Insert coins here.
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Old 01-07-2019, 01:19 PM   #7522
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The only way to get a man wearing a kilt to go grocery shopping.
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Old 01-07-2019, 06:47 PM   #7523
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I call it "The Aristocrats"
Gilbert Gottfried's version is the best.

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Old 01-07-2019, 07:19 PM   #7524
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Old 01-07-2019, 07:22 PM   #7525
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