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01-03-2019 , 11:36 AM

#7504

Aceium

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Men, the Neglectotron 5000 makes a great Christmas gift for your wife!

It's got multiple settings:

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Actual results may vary.

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01-04-2019 , 09:44 PM

#7505

longmissedblind

Pooh-Bah

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Stepford Wives 3.0
She'll never even know

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01-05-2019 , 12:28 AM

#7506

Lawnmower Man

Pooh-Bah

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Bill Cosby has picked up an electronics unit in prison.

Winner

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01-05-2019 , 12:58 PM

#7507

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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01-05-2019 , 04:13 PM

#7508

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,822

Nah, Simon’s Cat can get bent. I’m not playing in this ****.

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01-05-2019 , 10:25 PM

#7509

JimHammer

Digg'n the gifs

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 8,742

M... I... T... T... E... N... S

Lets see the dog do that.

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01-05-2019 , 11:01 PM

#7510

Videopro

Making TV

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Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan. Oh wait, that's not Alan! Steve, Steve, Steve Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve. Steve, Steve, Steve.

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01-06-2019 , 04:02 PM

#7511

TheRealIABoomer

old hand

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I don't understand this obsession with shaving. Imagine how cold I'd be without hair.

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01-06-2019 , 04:15 PM

#7512

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Originally Posted by JimHammer

M... I... T... T... E... N... S

Lets see the dog do that.

winner!

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01-06-2019 , 06:08 PM

#7513

Videopro

Making TV

Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 19,240

For those that didn't get my reference...

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01-06-2019 , 06:37 PM

#7514

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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I got your ref

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01-06-2019 , 08:25 PM

#7515

JimHammer

Digg'n the gifs

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01-06-2019 , 11:16 PM

#7516

Lawnmower Man

Pooh-Bah

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Check this out.

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01-06-2019 , 11:20 PM

#7517

bip!

Slow Pony

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“In there Dad?”

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01-06-2019 , 11:53 PM

#7518

TheRealIABoomer

old hand

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I call it "The Aristocrats"

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01-07-2019 , 10:34 AM

#7519

xalas

◄Valar Morghulis►

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 5,667

Now at your local grocery store we now offer rectal examinations at a very sensible cost!

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01-07-2019 , 12:23 PM

#7520

fidstar-poker

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I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Hmm testicles. Didn't expect that.

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01-07-2019 , 12:31 PM

#7521

Videopro

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Making TV

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Insert coins here.

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01-07-2019 , 01:19 PM

#7522

robert_utk

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Not From the UK

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The only way to get a man wearing a kilt to go grocery shopping.

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01-07-2019 , 06:47 PM

#7523

JimHammer

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Digg'n the gifs

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 8,742

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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer

I call it "The Aristocrats"

Gilbert Gottfried's version is the best.

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01-07-2019 , 07:19 PM

#7524

TheRealIABoomer

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old hand

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01-07-2019 , 07:22 PM

#7525

Tuma

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Worships Amon-Ra

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mother ****ing nature.

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