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11-24-2018 , 10:35 PM
hey girl hey, are you a model? You should be in a Pampers commercial. Wanna go back to the crib and shake my rattle?
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11-24-2018 , 11:11 PM
Wait? Alcohol is just empty calories that will make me fat? Now you tell me.
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11-26-2018 , 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by krunic
hey girl hey, are you a model? You should be in a Pampers commercial. Wanna go back to the crib and shake my rattle?
Winner!

GO!
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11-26-2018 , 01:10 PM
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11-26-2018 , 01:14 PM
She wants to bone.
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11-26-2018 , 02:16 PM
I'm starting to think those gas station bathroom vending machine pills aren't genuine Cialis.
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11-26-2018 , 03:06 PM
OMG...have you lost weight?
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11-26-2018 , 08:48 PM
Talk about taking a long time to “freshen up”
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11-26-2018 , 11:38 PM
Extreme succubussing.
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11-26-2018 , 11:51 PM
You've heard the term "suck the paint off your house"...
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11-27-2018 , 12:36 AM
Pandora's box claims another victim
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11-27-2018 , 01:29 AM
Sonya wins.
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11-27-2018 , 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
She wants to bone.
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11-27-2018 , 03:13 PM
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11-27-2018 , 03:30 PM
That's the spot!
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11-27-2018 , 03:36 PM
Romania wins gold in the new Sychronized Cumming event.
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11-27-2018 , 07:25 PM
... and this little piggy went, "Wee, wee, wee!" all the way home.
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11-27-2018 , 10:13 PM
Reason #4, that there is no men’s synchronized swimming.
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11-29-2018 , 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by robert_utk
Reason #4, that there is no men’s synchronized swimming.
Go!
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11-29-2018 , 11:45 PM
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11-30-2018 , 01:14 AM
Now that Hef's dead, we can finally try that youth edition of the magazine he kept saying "No" to.
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11-30-2018 , 01:26 AM
Her turnoffs include broccoli, homework, and boys with cooties.
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11-30-2018 , 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
Her turnoffs include broccoli, homework, and boys with cooties.


Winner! Go.
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11-30-2018 , 03:31 PM
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11-30-2018 , 04:10 PM
The prop department is getting ready for the remake of "A Christmas Story"
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