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Old 08-11-2018, 03:34 AM   #6901
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Confident they had won the arms, they hastily rushed into battle. The rest, as they say, is history.
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Old 08-11-2018, 10:59 AM   #6902
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Old 08-12-2018, 07:54 PM   #6903
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You're up Lawnmower.

The actual story is that is training for nightime land mine diffusing.
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Old 08-13-2018, 02:15 AM   #6904
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Old 08-13-2018, 10:11 AM   #6905
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You can have my peashooter when you pry it from my cold, dead lips.
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Old 08-13-2018, 10:30 AM   #6906
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Watch me vape this non-smoker from 100 yards out.
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Old 08-13-2018, 11:41 AM   #6907
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In Australia, the legal limit on blood alcohol is flammable.
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Old 08-14-2018, 05:43 AM   #6908
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The official vape of the NRA.
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Old 08-14-2018, 09:00 PM   #6909
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Old 08-14-2018, 11:14 PM   #6910
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Old 08-16-2018, 12:36 AM   #6911
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TFW you realize grandpa wasn't wearing those adult diapers for incontinence.
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Old 08-16-2018, 08:28 AM   #6912
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They want 6.95 for this, but I have a coupon for 2 dollars off at Spencer’s....
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Old 08-16-2018, 11:03 AM   #6913
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You know you have a fun woman when her eyes light up at the sight of a rack full of anal beads
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Old 08-16-2018, 12:20 PM   #6914
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Remember Bob, whatever you buy to use on me, I get to use on you.
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Old 08-16-2018, 07:00 PM   #6915
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Hey Mildred. Look at this. Fluffy handcuffs! Kids these days are such pussies!
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Old 08-16-2018, 11:52 PM   #6916
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Old Yesterday, 09:43 PM   #6917
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Old Yesterday, 10:48 PM   #6918
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Zenith! We make giant stuff.

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Martha was cuckoo for big black clocks.
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