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06-01-2018 , 08:09 PM
And in today's headlines, a man sneezes whilst driving with bone crunching results
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06-01-2018 , 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Lawnmower Man
Van Turismo
Actual LOL. Go (but don't drive into a wall).
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06-02-2018 , 09:18 AM
Losing hope from 5 billionaires at once.
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06-02-2018 , 10:10 AM
A presentation on plans for Da Vinci's water stealing aerocopter was well received by Donald Trump today.

Shortly after, plans were drawn up on how to use it against Mexico. The device will naturally be operated by mexican troops.
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06-02-2018 , 07:23 PM
For $10 million you can have a 1% stake in my company. It's gonna be YUGE!
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06-02-2018 , 10:16 PM
When asked why he named it Harambe, Stuart Wennington explained, “I had a feeling you guys would shoot it down.”
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06-02-2018 , 10:44 PM
It runs off the tears of millennials. We’ll make billions.....
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06-03-2018 , 01:48 PM
All good. I pick this one:

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Originally Posted by robert_utk
It runs off the tears of millennials. We’ll make billions.....
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06-03-2018 , 02:14 PM
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06-03-2018 , 02:43 PM
You picked the wrong *****.
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06-03-2018 , 02:54 PM
I thought he said "doo-doo"

Last edited by Tuma; 06-03-2018 at 03:00 PM. Reason: emoticon upgrade
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06-03-2018 , 06:31 PM
"This would go a lot smoother if everyone would quit staring at me..."
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06-03-2018 , 07:32 PM
"if anyone has a reason why this couple should not be married, speak now or forever hold your...."
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06-03-2018 , 09:40 PM
Not sure if I should go through with it. God, give me a sign!
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06-04-2018 , 01:37 AM
"And now the Royal Wedding dog takes it's dump, as it is tradition."
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06-04-2018 , 09:16 AM
"This looks like a beautiful wedding ceremony... For me to poop on!
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06-04-2018 , 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
"And now the Royal Wedding dog takes it's dump, as it is tradition."


Lol’ed at many. This is the loudest. Winner! Go.
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06-04-2018 , 06:13 PM
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06-04-2018 , 08:55 PM
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a moose."
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06-04-2018 , 09:20 PM
The Canadian travel association welcomes you eh.
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06-04-2018 , 09:23 PM
The Moose chapter of NAMBLA is looking for a few young bucks.
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06-04-2018 , 10:27 PM
“Hey Morty, your wife has a nice rack.”
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06-06-2018 , 02:47 PM
Disguises were their only hope of crossing the border after the Mooselim ban.
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06-07-2018 , 04:48 PM
Moose-knuckle flashers convention '97
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