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Old 01-14-2017, 07:09 PM   #5251
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Old 01-15-2017, 02:00 AM   #5252
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Old 01-15-2017, 02:02 AM   #5253
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Old 01-15-2017, 02:17 AM   #5254
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Old 01-15-2017, 06:53 PM   #5255
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Missing the chrome spinning veals.
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Old 01-15-2017, 07:44 PM   #5256
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Old 01-15-2017, 08:51 PM   #5257
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I knew I shouldn't have had those tadpoles at the Sushi restaurant.
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Old 01-15-2017, 09:06 PM   #5258
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Whatever you do, don't go to the bathroom at the LSD Tavern.
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Old 01-16-2017, 03:02 PM   #5259
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Have you guys tried the new rain-frog bidet?
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Old 01-16-2017, 09:10 PM   #5260
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Old 01-16-2017, 11:19 PM   #5261
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It was a dump of biblical proportions.
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Old 01-17-2017, 05:41 PM   #5262
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Old 01-17-2017, 07:50 PM   #5263
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Reminded me of:

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Old 01-18-2017, 12:22 AM   #5264
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I can't find anything. Someone else can go.
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Old 01-18-2017, 12:22 AM   #5265
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Old 01-19-2017, 10:49 PM   #5266
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Old 01-19-2017, 10:58 PM   #5267
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Granny Mafia, In Theatres Everywhere August.
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Old 01-19-2017, 11:33 PM   #5268
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You called $350 for a gutterball?!?! *****.
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Old 01-19-2017, 11:38 PM   #5269
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You called $350 for a gutterball?!?! *****.
I'd gone c-bomb.
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Old 01-20-2017, 12:34 AM   #5270
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360 - degrees of grandmas and combined age
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Old 01-20-2017, 12:38 AM   #5271
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My son works for the Government and I am very proud.
My son is a Dentist and I am very proud.
My son is a Doctor and I am very proud.
My son is a Lawyer and I am OK with it.
My son works in a bakery, comes home with bread and pastries every day and we don't have to stand in line.
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Old 01-20-2017, 01:20 PM   #5272
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Well, they always said death was swings and roundabouts
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Old 01-20-2017, 01:56 PM   #5273
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And when it looked like they could get twenty-five years to life in prison, just for skimmin' a casino... sick or no ****in' sick, you knew people were gonna get clipped. So, that day they had this meeting right in the playground.

See, when something like this happens, you know how things are gonna work out. It's always better with no witnesses. So, what about Andy?

Forlano: He won't talk. Stone is a good kid. Stand-up guy, just like his old man. That's the way I see it.

BORELLI: I agree. He's solid. A ****in' Marine.

CAPELLI: He's okay. He always was. Rema, what do you think?

GAGGI: Look... why take a chance? At least, that's the way I feel about it.
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Old 01-20-2017, 03:47 PM   #5274
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The only five women in America who won't have their pussies grabbed over the next four years
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Old 01-20-2017, 06:29 PM   #5275
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