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12-15-2016 , 01:26 AM

#5176

Loki

binary duo

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Santa's elves have a crazy good union

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12-15-2016 , 02:13 AM

#5177

Lawnmower Man

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 4,636

So which one of these would fit an 8-year-old?

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12-15-2016 , 07:38 PM

#5178

JimHammer

Digg'n the gifs

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Originally Posted by Noodle Wazlib

Santa's elves have a crazy good union

sure, why not...

go

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12-15-2016 , 10:17 PM

#5179

Loki

binary duo

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12-16-2016 , 05:12 AM

#5180

Lawnmower Man

Pooh-Bah

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Sure, it looked cool from the crowd's perspective, and seemed to have a certain romanticism about it. But what they didn't know was that the dude was just a serial arsonist.

Spoiler:

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12-16-2016 , 09:58 AM

#5181

TheRealIABoomer

old hand

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And this is how Fireball whiskey got its name.

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12-16-2016 , 06:19 PM

#5182

Inzaghi

journeyman

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This toilet, reserved exclusively for Chuck Norris, was designed and constructed by the late (and incinerated) Justin Throw. The Tennessee college graduate headed the plan for a personalized bathroom in the hope that, one day, his cherished hero would put it to use. The plan included a flaming toilet seat that only true gods could withstand. Sadly the free-spirited youth grew carried away while assembling the bathroom, setting himself alight in a fit of euphoria- the resolute flames (pictured) remain testament to his burning ambition.

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12-16-2016 , 06:24 PM

#5183

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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What happens when the splash brothers use the toilet.

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12-16-2016 , 06:25 PM

#5184

Videopro

Making TV

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Do you hate a cold toilet seat? Introducing the Ronco bun warmer!

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12-16-2016 , 10:51 PM

#5185

JimHammer

Digg'n the gifs

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 8,742

Every time I say, "That's the last time I eat Taco Bell."

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12-17-2016 , 12:38 AM

#5186

Loki

binary duo

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I was thinking Taco Bell, too

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Originally Posted by Lawnmower Man

Sure, it looked cool from the crowd's perspective, and seemed to have a certain romanticism about it. But what they didn't know was that the dude was just a serial arsonist.

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I really liked the direction of this joke, but it lacked a certain amount of snappiness. I'd have preferred something like "I hate using the toilet after Hendrix"

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Originally Posted by Professionalpoker

Do you hate a cold toilet seat? Introducing the Ronco bun warmer!

Winner

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12-17-2016 , 12:50 AM

#5187

Videopro

Making TV

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12-17-2016 , 01:34 AM

#5188

Loki

binary duo

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I paid for a convertible and by god I'm going to drive a convertible!

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12-17-2016 , 11:18 AM

#5189

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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In Canada, 30 degrees is convertible weather.

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12-17-2016 , 12:29 PM

#5190

TheRealIABoomer

old hand

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For the next six hours, Jim's wife explained to him, in detail, why they should have paid the extra $500 for the roof option.

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12-17-2016 , 05:21 PM

#5191

ReidLockhart

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Ah, I'm late. All I could think of was some reply including this gif:

Spoiler:

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12-17-2016 , 09:10 PM

#5192

longmissedblind

Pooh-Bah

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"Well I'm a rolling down the road, trying to loosen my load, I got 7 women on my mind..."

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12-18-2016 , 12:34 AM

#5193

Videopro

Making TV

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Originally Posted by TheRealIABoomer

For the next six hours, Jim's wife explained to him, in detail, why they should have paid the extra $500 for the roof option.

All good but being married I have to go with this one.

Your turn!

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12-18-2016 , 01:55 AM

#5194

TheRealIABoomer

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12-18-2016 , 03:31 AM

#5195

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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For some reason the two favorite ornaments on this Christmas tree hung from the front.

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12-18-2016 , 03:41 AM

#5196

Lawnmower Man

Pooh-Bah

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Hold that skirt steady while we start the train.

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12-19-2016 , 12:27 AM

#5197

Loki

binary duo

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Holiday Bjork

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12-19-2016 , 12:31 AM

#5198

Videopro

Making TV

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Cant get Jingle Bells out of my head.

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12-19-2016 , 05:03 PM

#5199

longmissedblind

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Coolio Christmas

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12-19-2016 , 05:07 PM

#5200

TheRealIABoomer

old hand

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lawnmower Man

Hold that skirt steady while we start the train.

I may have read this as dirtier than intended, but that's a positive. You're up.

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