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08-30-2016 , 03:51 PM
You have supermarket, I have weed distribution network. We make deal.
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09-01-2016 , 04:59 AM
Known aliases: Black Russian, Vlad the Inhaler
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09-02-2016 , 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Lawnmower Man
Known aliases: Black Russian, Vlad the Inhaler
winnar
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09-03-2016 , 01:12 PM
Driving through rural Ohio with terrible 3G coverage. Somebody else take it.
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09-03-2016 , 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Freewill2112
You have supermarket, I have weed distribution network. We make deal.
should be you imo
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09-04-2016 , 10:52 PM
No problem. Sorry for the delay.

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09-04-2016 , 11:33 PM
The walk of shame will be embarrassing, but he should get a nice gift basket.
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09-04-2016 , 11:36 PM
That's not what the coach meant when he taught the players that you go to 3rd base after you reach 2nd.
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09-04-2016 , 11:46 PM
The runner insisted on safe sex.
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09-05-2016 , 01:08 AM
Hey Kid! Always remember "keep your eye on the ball!"
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09-05-2016 , 08:16 AM
I don't think that's a regulation size bat.
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09-05-2016 , 08:17 AM
despite the lack of protection the umpire said it was "Safe"
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09-05-2016 , 08:18 AM
You should see the photo from home plate!
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09-05-2016 , 09:44 AM
I hope he got ejected for demonstrating how he thinks the umps are blowing the game.
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09-05-2016 , 11:59 AM
Normally umpires just blow calls...
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09-05-2016 , 04:05 PM
He was all the way down on the knob but then choked up.
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09-05-2016 , 04:07 PM
Demonstrating the ball blocker slide to free the base.
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09-06-2016 , 01:29 PM
Excellent stuff! It was tough picking a winner but I decided to go with:

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Originally Posted by Lawnmower Man
He was all the way down on the knob but then choked up.
because it contains two double entendres.
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09-06-2016 , 01:44 PM
double double.
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09-07-2016 , 08:39 AM
No jury alive would convict him
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09-07-2016 , 09:16 AM
So what is it like to be the biggest douche in the universe?
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09-07-2016 , 11:48 AM
You charge WHAT for a pill?
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09-08-2016 , 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by xalas
So what is it like to be the biggest douche in the universe?
win
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09-08-2016 , 05:05 AM
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