KFC Press Release - Despite recent photos published by NY Times we assure our customers that we do not use growth hormones in our chicken. On an unrelated note I would like to introduce you to our new ambassador... Lance Armstrong.
"What do you mean genomic and archaeological evidence suggest that dogs may have been domesticated independently in Eastern and Western Eurasia from distinct wolf populations? My life. Such lie. Very angst. Many despair. Much Furcht. Wow."