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05-25-2016 , 04:20 PM
Dvds in the pink, thumb drive in the stink
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05-25-2016 , 06:49 PM
Where do I insert my 4 and a half inch floppy?
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05-25-2016 , 08:50 PM
I don't think there's enough porn on just one laptop to get THAT job done.

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Originally Posted by Noodle Wazlib
Because you can't put a paper bag over her whole body
Winner
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05-26-2016 , 07:28 PM


i'm so bad at picking pictures
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05-26-2016 , 07:35 PM
ohh yeah!, I got me some silly putty ladies!
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05-26-2016 , 08:34 PM
Do it yourself sex doll kit.

Some assembly required*.

Last edited by JimHammer; 05-26-2016 at 08:34 PM. Reason: *Batteries not included
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05-26-2016 , 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
Do it yourself sex doll kit.

Some assembly required*.
Sex doll from IKEA.
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05-26-2016 , 10:24 PM
You're gonna need a bigger plastic egg.
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05-26-2016 , 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
Do it yourself sex doll kit.

Some assembly required*.
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Originally Posted by Aceium
Sex doll from IKEA.
The "kön docka".
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05-27-2016 , 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
Do it yourself sex doll kit.

Some assembly required*.
Go
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05-27-2016 , 03:08 PM
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05-27-2016 , 03:20 PM
Good luck getting that off of you. There is no us in cactus.
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05-27-2016 , 08:36 PM
Coming soon to theatres everywhere! Jackass 69!
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05-27-2016 , 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by bahbahmickey
Good luck getting that off of you. There is no us in cactus.
Legit lol'ed
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05-27-2016 , 10:31 PM
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05-27-2016 , 11:10 PM
EMTs were disappointed when they responded to the emergency call of chollas jumping a golfer.
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05-27-2016 , 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by ReidLockhart
I would not touch that; you never know where it's been.

Spoiler:
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05-27-2016 , 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
I wouldn't; you never know what's been in there.
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05-27-2016 , 11:21 PM
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This new platform is bloated.
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05-27-2016 , 11:23 PM
The worst part is the golfer didn't even find his ball.
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05-28-2016 , 01:43 AM
The moment when a few of Arizona's finest realize Spieth is not the next Tiger.
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05-28-2016 , 09:24 AM
He should have just taken the drop instead of playing it where it lay.

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Originally Posted by Lawnmower Man
The moment when a few of Arizona's finest realize Spieth is not the next Tiger.
Was close.

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Originally Posted by bahbahmickey
Good luck getting that off of you. There is no us in cactus.
Go
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05-29-2016 , 01:45 AM
Can someone else go for me, please?
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05-30-2016 , 08:08 PM
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05-30-2016 , 08:35 PM
Keep your friends close and their shadows closer.
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