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07-22-2013 , 02:43 AM
a doll, you just cant see her owner cos he's going down on her atm
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07-22-2013 , 05:55 AM
Guy in red shirt is a baller. he got himself an Android



Last edited by darthwager; 07-22-2013 at 06:06 AM.
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07-22-2013 , 06:02 AM
The 8th annual twoplustwo meeting drew a strong crowd.
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07-22-2013 , 07:11 AM
i vaguely recognize most of you, but will need to add tequila to confirm
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07-22-2013 , 07:12 AM
"[...] 50% of the preview audience regarded the romantic subplot as 'unrealistic'[...] "
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07-22-2013 , 08:14 AM
first screening of BET RAISE FOLD: The Story of Online Poker
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07-22-2013 , 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner
...but most of all, Dan regretted that thanks to his new cell-phone belt clip, sitting next to his sex doll was now only the second most obvious sign he was still a virgin.
winnar

Image walking in with the $10 blow up doll and seeing all those expensive ones.

It would have been like walking in with a fat chick into a party of supermodels, well, except they can't even get a fat chick.
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07-22-2013 , 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
winnar

Image walking in with the $10 blow up doll and seeing all those expensive ones.

It would have been like walking in with a fat chick into a party of supermodels, well, except they can't even get a fat chick.
empty bottles of Viagra and rubber cement even the big o tire guy wouldn't do the repair on them.
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07-22-2013 , 01:18 PM
Looks like Mike Matusow in the pink superman T
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07-22-2013 , 01:32 PM
Thanks fidstar, was actually really proud of that one. Here you go fellas:

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07-22-2013 , 01:36 PM
Casting for the next star wars movie began today with auditions for the Bib Fortuna role.
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07-22-2013 , 01:50 PM
"Your move, chief."
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07-22-2013 , 01:54 PM
"Ma'am, you have a sausage on your head."

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07-22-2013 , 02:00 PM
"and from across the room, their eyes met.."

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07-22-2013 , 02:24 PM
this is not kosher
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07-22-2013 , 02:46 PM
What do you mean it's not that kind of sausage fest?
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07-22-2013 , 03:05 PM
This is not what I meant by "choke me with your sausage"

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07-22-2013 , 03:07 PM
In Soviet Russia, we employ multi-purpose whiplash brace.
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07-22-2013 , 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by champstone
this is not kosher
Think this is our winner though I'm shocked no one went with a Hellmuth reference.

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07-22-2013 , 03:41 PM
visual aids no good around here?
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07-22-2013 , 03:47 PM
over selling imo
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07-22-2013 , 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by YB2009
visual aids no good around here?
Poor rabbit only had one bun tho
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07-22-2013 , 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner
Poor rabbit only had one bun tho
was gonna go with bread head man. but saw the bunny and had an awww moment.
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07-22-2013 , 08:56 PM
He asked to see my raw meat. well here it is, ya weirdo.
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07-22-2013 , 10:33 PM
Meat me at the mall I'll be Wearing the wurst neckless.
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