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10-02-2015 , 11:12 AM
hello, moscow hat delivery? yes i ordered a white hat but i received a red one instead.
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10-02-2015 , 12:10 PM
Hello, Fritz!? Yes we have the champagne but where is the bloody caviar? You promised me Beluga.
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10-02-2015 , 03:35 PM
'We're gonna need a bigger loofah!'
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10-02-2015 , 03:46 PM
Who has a landline in their tub anymore?
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10-02-2015 , 07:31 PM
"Yeah room service? We're still waiting on our room here."
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10-02-2015 , 07:34 PM
What is this thing "indoor plumbing" that you are referring to?
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10-02-2015 , 08:13 PM
When your instructions get lost in translation you get 'two girls soak in a tube' instead.
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10-02-2015 , 09:50 PM
Lots good ones

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Originally Posted by Lawnmower Man
Thank you for calling Red Hat customer support. This is Natalya. How may I assist you?
Really good but think it would be a bit off to pick the previous winner.
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Originally Posted by mikechike
"Yeah room service? We're still waiting on our room here."
made me laugh
Winner! ur up!
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10-03-2015 , 02:32 PM
Here ya go

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10-03-2015 , 02:58 PM
The one time they won't arrest you for hooking.
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10-03-2015 , 02:58 PM
The black kid got tasered for wielding a blade.
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10-03-2015 , 02:59 PM
The one time slashing a cop will only get you sent off home.
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10-03-2015 , 03:17 PM
We're getting hammered out here

Requesting back, now!
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10-03-2015 , 05:29 PM
Canadian cops going undercover to find out who broke Mrs. Johnson's window.
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10-03-2015 , 10:38 PM
Cop: It said Stan Mikita's on Google Maps but this appears to be a private residence.
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10-03-2015 , 10:46 PM
This is NOT what I meant when I said our team needed an enforcer!
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10-04-2015 , 04:01 AM
I swear if that kid Andy body-checks Officer Moortel just one more time I gonna taze the little ****!
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10-04-2015 , 04:14 AM
'Timmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! !!!!!!!!!!!'

or

'CNN caught the scene seconds before the 'Street Hockey House Disaster'
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10-04-2015 , 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Roonil Wazlib
We're getting hammered out here

Requesting back up, now!
Fixed
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10-04-2015 , 03:19 PM
Rookie officer Adams has not quite grasped the full concept of going undercover.
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10-04-2015 , 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Brocktoon
This is NOT what I meant when I said our team needed an enforcer!
Strong hockey puns all around, and here's your winner.
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10-04-2015 , 09:57 PM
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10-04-2015 , 10:05 PM
After this, I'm going to need a cigar.
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10-04-2015 , 11:00 PM
Drink 'til she's cute.


SHOTS!!!!!
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10-04-2015 , 11:43 PM
Just one of the boys.
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