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08-17-2015 , 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Professionalpoker
Dude, it was just a small amount for personal consumption. Post bail and get me out of here.
I loled but...
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Originally Posted by PokerDharma
Didn't I tell you that the telephone in my limousine was busted, and I can't get in touch with my bitches?!!?
...Trading Places reference for the win
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08-18-2015 , 03:44 AM
I'm innocent! I'm not lion!
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08-18-2015 , 10:16 AM
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08-18-2015 , 11:01 AM
Hey! Look at me.
-Sure.
Look at me.
-Sure.
I'm the Captain now!
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08-18-2015 , 11:32 AM
I'm sorry, but the 18% gratuity for parties of six or more is automatically added to your bill.
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08-18-2015 , 11:39 AM
Guys, I swear the ransom money is coming but you have to be patient because they only send me 79 cents a day.
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08-18-2015 , 01:37 PM
ISIS lemon party
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08-18-2015 , 01:48 PM
If you're going to kill me, let the guy with the rpg take the first shot.
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08-18-2015 , 01:56 PM
I swear, Jar Jar Binks was not my idea.

or,

and you thought you had a bad day at the office.
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08-18-2015 , 02:25 PM
Racial profiling goes both ways.
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08-18-2015 , 03:26 PM
Seriously guys.. you do know if this RPG goofball fires his weapon, it will blow you up too.
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08-18-2015 , 04:57 PM
'' ok , goddammit, I ordered pork chops cos they didn't have goat curry,,,,, ''
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08-18-2015 , 05:01 PM
OK, put the hand down.
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08-18-2015 , 07:36 PM
I swear I buried the diamonds at this exact location.
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08-19-2015 , 10:04 AM
Someone tell Sayeed to put that Rocket Launcher away before he kills all of us!

Winner...

Quote:
Originally Posted by BuckyK
I'm sorry, but the 18% gratuity for parties of six or more is automatically added to your bill.
Go!
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08-19-2015 , 11:39 AM
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08-19-2015 , 11:44 AM
Hey baby, wanna crash at my place?
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08-19-2015 , 11:58 AM
Hey, check out the tits on her! Why can't we have air bags like that?
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08-19-2015 , 12:24 PM
I would totally crash that!
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08-19-2015 , 12:27 PM
All yellow people look the same.
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08-19-2015 , 12:32 PM
Need a ride?
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08-19-2015 , 01:50 PM
"I may be a dummy, but I know what lust is."
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08-19-2015 , 04:53 PM
I'd love to give her an invalid I/O exception, iykwim
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08-19-2015 , 05:10 PM
"mmm mmm mmm mmm"
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08-19-2015 , 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by JimHammer
"mmm mmm mmm mmm"
Go!
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