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Old 04-17-2017, 03:41 PM   #5626
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Elbows too pointy.
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Old 04-18-2017, 05:01 PM   #5627
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I identify as pretzel-sexual.
Lots of good ones, but this was my favorite.
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Old 04-18-2017, 11:26 PM   #5628
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I catered that one specifically to you. Glad it resonated.

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Old 04-18-2017, 11:50 PM   #5629
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With all these superhero movies, Doc Ock has fallen on hard times.
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Old 04-19-2017, 12:51 AM   #5630
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Yo dawg, we heard you liked lawn mowers...
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Old 04-19-2017, 03:51 AM   #5631
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****ing amateur.
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Old 04-19-2017, 06:07 PM   #5632
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They call him "Lawnmower Man"
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Old 04-19-2017, 10:16 PM   #5633
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****ing amateur.
This is the best one because obvious.

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Yo dawg, we heard you liked lawn mowers...
but WINNAR
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Old 04-20-2017, 11:18 PM   #5634
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Sorry for the delay. Don't have time to post anything for a few days if someone else wants to go.
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Old 04-21-2017, 09:29 AM   #5635
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NICE Lawnmower man you're back up!
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Old 04-21-2017, 05:35 PM   #5636
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I'm running out of pics!
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Old 04-21-2017, 05:49 PM   #5637
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Old 04-21-2017, 06:50 PM   #5638
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Ramon desperately wanted to impress "El Toronado" but interpretive dance was just the wrong genre for the venue.
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Old 04-22-2017, 01:23 AM   #5639
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bully flop
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Old 04-22-2017, 07:42 AM   #5640
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NEO: Tank, I need a matador program for a Touro de Lide.
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Old 04-22-2017, 08:39 PM   #5641
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NEO: Tank, I need a matador program for a Touro de Lide.
Ganador!
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Old 04-22-2017, 08:43 PM   #5642
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Excellente choice
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Old 04-23-2017, 07:23 AM   #5643
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Old 04-23-2017, 08:16 AM   #5644
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Why the **** would I let that hairy thing control my life?
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Old 04-23-2017, 08:48 AM   #5645
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Dad?
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Old 04-23-2017, 11:36 AM   #5646
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This isn't what I had in mind when I asked where we come from.
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Old 04-23-2017, 12:18 PM   #5647
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"Monday? But today is Thursday."
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Old 04-23-2017, 04:12 PM   #5648
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"Mom, why is there a white cotton tail sticking out?"
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Old 04-23-2017, 04:40 PM   #5649
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heeeeeelllllooooo
heeeelllloooo
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:57 AM   #5650
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And suddenly the President's words became oh so clear to little Johnny.
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