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01-14-2017 , 07:09 PM
BeefMW
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01-15-2017 , 02:00 AM
Uze mor plethur
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01-15-2017 , 02:02 AM
Take me to the airport, and step on it!
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01-15-2017 , 02:17 AM
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01-15-2017 , 06:53 PM
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Now with the all new beefed out engine.
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Missing the chrome spinning veals.
Combo effort got it!
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01-15-2017 , 07:44 PM
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01-15-2017 , 08:51 PM
I knew I shouldn't have had those tadpoles at the Sushi restaurant.
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01-15-2017 , 09:06 PM
Whatever you do, don't go to the bathroom at the LSD Tavern.
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01-16-2017 , 03:02 PM
Have you guys tried the new rain-frog bidet?
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01-16-2017 , 09:10 PM
Miss Piggy hits rock bottom
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01-16-2017 , 11:19 PM
It was a dump of biblical proportions.
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01-17-2017 , 05:41 PM
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It was a dump of biblical proportions.
Winner

Spoiler:
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01-17-2017 , 07:50 PM
Reminded me of:

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01-18-2017 , 12:22 AM
I can't find anything. Someone else can go.
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01-18-2017 , 12:22 AM
Margaritta ville imho.
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01-19-2017 , 10:49 PM
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01-19-2017 , 10:58 PM
Granny Mafia, In Theatres Everywhere August.
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01-19-2017 , 11:33 PM
You called $350 for a gutterball?!?! Bitch.
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01-19-2017 , 11:38 PM
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You called $350 for a gutterball?!?! Bitch.
I'd gone c-bomb.
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01-20-2017 , 12:34 AM
360 - degrees of grandmas and combined age
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01-20-2017 , 12:38 AM
My son works for the Government and I am very proud.
My son is a Dentist and I am very proud.
My son is a Doctor and I am very proud.
My son is a Lawyer and I am OK with it.
My son works in a bakery, comes home with bread and pastries every day and we don't have to stand in line.
All the others shout, Winner!
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01-20-2017 , 01:20 PM
Well, they always said death was swings and roundabouts
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01-20-2017 , 01:56 PM
And when it looked like they could get twenty-five years to life in prison, just for skimmin' a casino... sick or no ****in' sick, you knew people were gonna get clipped. So, that day they had this meeting right in the playground.

See, when something like this happens, you know how things are gonna work out. It's always better with no witnesses. So, what about Andy?

Forlano: He won't talk. Stone is a good kid. Stand-up guy, just like his old man. That's the way I see it.

BORELLI: I agree. He's solid. A ****in' Marine.

CAPELLI: He's okay. He always was. Rema, what do you think?

GAGGI: Look... why take a chance? At least, that's the way I feel about it.
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01-20-2017 , 03:47 PM
The only five women in America who won't have their pussies grabbed over the next four years
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01-20-2017 , 06:29 PM
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The only five women in America who won't have their pussies grabbed over the next four years
Winner
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