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08-16-2013 , 09:30 AM
Strange but true: If you are struck by a speeding truck, you're 40% more likely to survive if the truck is carrying beer, because you're more relaxed at the moment of impact.
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08-16-2013 , 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner
They laughed, LAUGHED, when I bought those spike strips. "Those'll never stop a beer truck Mark". Well who's laughing now??!?!
I'm going with this. Nice job.
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08-16-2013 , 05:07 PM
Thank you sir. Will post a picture by this evening.
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08-16-2013 , 06:44 PM


Excited to see where people go here
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08-16-2013 , 06:47 PM
"I'm sooooo Fagio"
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08-16-2013 , 06:58 PM
Fabio gets one to go.

(2 easy)
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08-16-2013 , 07:02 PM
"I got hungry on my way home so I picked up a little Cream of Sum Yung Gy in a bottle."
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08-16-2013 , 08:19 PM
Would you like a sac for that?
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08-16-2013 , 08:56 PM
I guess "sample day" at Whole Foods works a little bit different than at other stores...
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08-16-2013 , 10:06 PM
Lyoto Machida has some strange training methods.
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08-17-2013 , 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by JustASpectator
I guess "sample day" at Whole Foods works a little bit different than at other stores...
Give this man his prize.
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08-18-2013 , 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner


Excited to see where people go here
Fabio more like gaybio
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08-19-2013 , 02:11 AM
Roses are red violets are blue i'm using my hand but i'm thinking of you Fabio
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08-19-2013 , 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Amen
Roses are red, my shirt is blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you... Fabio
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08-19-2013 , 03:44 PM
Time has expired for the last winner to post so here is a new offering.

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08-19-2013 , 04:31 PM
I cant believe its not butter..


spray....





[spoiler] I can't believe it's not buttsex

Gay...
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08-19-2013 , 05:02 PM
Ya baby, bitches love me.
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08-19-2013 , 05:14 PM
Stud session starts in 10 minutes. You better figure out how to get there.
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08-19-2013 , 07:02 PM
Oooo... check out the ass on that poodle.

BACK IT UP YOU SEXY BITCH, I WANNA SNIFF THAT!!!
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08-19-2013 , 07:07 PM
"That isn't drool hanging out of my mouth".
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08-19-2013 , 07:17 PM
Give that dog a bitch. Dog's love bitches.
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08-19-2013 , 07:28 PM
'Look at that stupid ****ing squirrel driving that Fiesta Bob, OI, SQUIRREL, HURRY THE **** UP, I HAVE TO GIVE SOME BITCHES A BONE'
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08-19-2013 , 07:37 PM
You guys got it all wrong. Dog's checking himself out in the mirror.

"Best in show baby, no bitch can resist."
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08-19-2013 , 07:48 PM
^agree

"who's using the red rocket tonite? you're using the red rocket tonite. yah, you're a good dog..."
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08-19-2013 , 08:01 PM
Ok suit. Your turn.
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