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05-02-2013 , 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Jihad2
The internet is great for plagiarists. 1/2 the comedians in America seem to just steal their **** from twitter.

As mentioned in this thread, this is Adam Carolla's work, specifically from his book "Not Taco Bell Material". The ban should be from pretending you're funny.
From Amazon:

"Release date: June 12, 2012
In his second book, Adam Carolla—author of New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks and chart-topping podcaster—reveals all the stories behind how he came to be the angry middle-aged man he is today."


So who is plagiarizing who?
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05-02-2013 , 11:17 PM
whom
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05-03-2013 , 02:59 AM
I considered that I had done that wrong.
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05-03-2013 , 05:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jihad2
The internet is great for plagiarists. 1/2 the comedians in America seem to just steal their **** from twitter.

As mentioned in this thread, this is Adam Carolla's work, specifically from his book "Not Taco Bell Material". The ban should be from pretending you're funny.
you know what's more fun than being wrong?

getting laid

try it once before you die
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05-03-2013 , 11:56 AM
Oh snap.
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09-10-2013 , 01:18 PM
quarterly bump
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09-10-2013 , 09:57 PM
Relevant
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06-15-2014 , 04:26 PM
Wow...and i thought this was a poker forum, im not disappointed though

Whooopsies, thats a bit of a bump
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06-15-2014 , 07:24 PM
But an acceptable bump IMO.
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06-17-2014 , 02:40 AM
The ingenuity of man is staggering. This is why we are the superior sex, ladies.
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08-12-2014 , 04:41 AM
the jam jar lol!
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08-12-2014 , 04:38 PM
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08-12-2014 , 06:44 PM
Not right now you don't
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10-06-2015 , 06:02 AM
bum p
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10-26-2015 , 01:46 AM
Can I use gluten free bagels? Come back OP, I need you.
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10-30-2015 , 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by ninersrule
I have never even fingered a girls butt and honestly the thought of butt sex is a scary one for me as well. Not sure if I will ever do it.
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12-23-2015 , 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by rakemeplz
Sums up my thoughts lol
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12-25-2015 , 01:37 PM
Unique according to duckduckgo as well

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02-14-2019 , 01:27 AM
Bumpityy bump.
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02-14-2019 , 04:56 PM
I’m lost.
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02-18-2019 , 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by LobstersRmeFav
So i was curious about anal sex one day. I didnt want to have it for real cause there is god damn poop in there. So i came up with a fun way to simulate it minus the poop and the crack whore.

Step 1: grab a jar of Jam
Step 2: unscrew the lid to the jar of jam
Step 3: Microwave a bagel.
Step 4: Get duck tap
Step 5: duck tap the luke warm bagel to the business end of the jam jar
Step 6: I think you know what step six is.
Step 7: enjoy!

Pro tip: microwaving the jelly is also a good idea

Test it out fellas and tell me what you think
by far the single best 1-&-done post on this site
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03-03-2020 , 07:58 PM
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03-04-2020 , 04:40 AM
Pass me the jam
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