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11-18-2011 , 01:59 AM
so glad 2p2 (Sklansky???) tweeted this! the google is just fantastic...
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11-18-2011 , 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by DiegoArmando
That plain butthole there is familiar. There might be a gap in the porn market.
To be honest, I've seen less attractive buttholes in my time. Perhaps this thread is in fact working some of its magic on me.
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11-18-2011 , 11:52 AM
How did I not notice this thread before
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04-03-2012 , 10:18 AM
bump for lols
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04-03-2012 , 02:14 PM
Solide bump!
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06-16-2012 , 12:28 PM
When I am feeling down, I think of this thread and laugh.

Might be my favorite thread i've read anywhere. My favorite part is "cuz there is god damn poop in there"
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06-16-2012 , 06:23 PM
I wonder how much time was wasted googleling for other phrases of this
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06-16-2012 , 08:22 PM
confirmed #1 result for google search: grab a jar of jam

(no quotes necessary)
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06-16-2012 , 08:28 PM
With quotes, still the only result if it is step 1.
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06-16-2012 , 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by wants
omg, this has the be the funniest thread in LoL ever. I still have no idea wtf the bagel is for though o.O
Wonder what lube is best when used with a bagel.
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06-17-2012 , 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by LobstersRmeFav
So i was curious about anal sex one day. I didnt want to have it for real cause there is god damn poop in there. So i came up with a fun way to simulate it minus the poop and the crack whore.

Step 1: grab a jar of Jam
Step 2: unscrew the lid to the jar of jam
Step 3: Microwave a bagel.
Step 4: Get duck tap
Step 5: duck tap the luke warm bagel to the business end of the jam jar
Step 6: I think you know what step six is.
Step 7: enjoy!

Pro tip: microwaving the jelly is also a good idea

Test it out fellas and tell me what you think
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06-17-2012 , 06:46 PM
lol bubbles is great. I have never even fingered a girls butt and honestly the thought of butt sex is a scary one for me as well. Not sure if I will ever do it.
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06-17-2012 , 07:56 PM
i think you know what step 6 is
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06-18-2012 , 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by bixby snyder
confirmed #1 result for google search: grab a jar of jam

(no quotes necessary)
LOL when I type "grab a jar of jam" into Google, it recommends "step 1 grab a jar of jam" as a search term.
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06-18-2012 , 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Fear Itself
i have never laughed as hard as i did at this. wp and ty
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06-18-2012 , 03:12 PM
'LOL when I type "grab a jar of jam" into Google, it recommends "step 1 grab a jar of jam" as a search term.'

yeah i noticed that as well and it made me lol pretty good.

actually this could be a term people randomly search and have the our glorious butthole thread turn up.
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06-18-2012 , 06:11 PM


"grab a jar o"
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12-01-2012 , 02:23 PM
Bumpin my fav thread for the holidays.

I think part of this is so funny because for some reason op's username cracks me up
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12-02-2012 , 12:04 AM
It's still there as the top Google hit on the search.

Wow.
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12-02-2012 , 01:58 AM
Thread has really been sticking around.
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12-03-2012 , 08:21 PM
wtf.
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12-04-2012 , 12:08 AM
mmmmm now I wanna pb & j
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12-04-2012 , 09:50 AM

I think...
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12-04-2012 , 11:38 AM
Man those holes in the bagels look awfully small!
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12-04-2012 , 12:43 PM
Step 5a: Ream them out to size.
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