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12-16-2010 , 02:15 PM
His nickname was lobsters are my favourite. I wonder if he was gently introducing us to the subject before telling us how awesome lobster are. I only had poppy seed bagels at the time and they left so many scratches that I wonder if they will leave scars but I can not imagine how a lobster claw feels, I bet it hurts.
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12-18-2010 , 02:36 PM
I didn't really want to open this thread, but with so many responses.....

I wasn't disappointed.
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12-18-2010 , 03:44 PM
lol A+++++ would read again
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11-15-2011 , 04:37 AM
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Originally Posted by *COINFLIPS*
tell me more about duck tap
+1
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11-15-2011 , 05:45 AM
IF: OP is Ray Bitar (given what we have learned about him & lobsters)
AND: The FT charges stick.
THEN: This thread may have sick, sick irony.
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11-15-2011 , 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by DoubleY
+1
Odd bump, but I enjoyed it. But, im still trying to figure out which end of the jam jar is the business end. Also, what is the benefit of microwaving it?? I wasnt a fan. Ohh, the bagel does nothing too!! This seems like a scam, unless my fiancee enjoys her lunch significiently more than before. Otherwise, not worth the effort.
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11-15-2011 , 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Professionalpoker
This thread is one of a kind:


and there it remains today.

I had a LOL just now typing it into google again, I don't know why I find it hilarious
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11-15-2011 , 02:16 PM
sadly no one is going to type step 1: grab a jar of jam without having first read this thread.
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11-15-2011 , 06:12 PM
literally LOLing. so glad this was bumped, ty
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11-15-2011 , 07:10 PM
i'm impressed by the guy who found a duck tap picture. amazing thread all round.

e: also, first response is dead-on perfect.
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11-15-2011 , 07:29 PM
Wondering which brand of bagel is best.

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11-15-2011 , 09:02 PM
You say he got banned for a spam post...was he spamming a link to his online store that sells jam and bagels?
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11-15-2011 , 09:19 PM
He spammed some twitter account. Kind of a lame ban imo. Delete/infract would have been my move.
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11-15-2011 , 09:31 PM
Duck tap
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11-15-2011 , 10:10 PM
Plain bagel, OBVIOUSLY!

The others emulate a hairy one.
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11-15-2011 , 10:34 PM
you can tell a lot about a man by which type of bagel he chooses to microwave and have sex with.
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11-15-2011 , 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by m1ke
this thread is my new homepage
lol awesome
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11-16-2011 , 01:06 AM
Starting out, I had imagined this thread coming from the other perspective. But I was not disappointed.
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11-16-2011 , 01:19 AM
appreciate the bump!
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11-16-2011 , 01:43 AM
damn breakfast w/ the family in the morning is going to be akward!
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11-17-2011 , 03:31 AM
omg, this has the be the funniest thread in LoL ever. I still have no idea wtf the bagel is for though o.O
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11-17-2011 , 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by wants
I still have no idea wtf the bagel is for though o.O
Food.
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11-17-2011 , 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Professionalpoker
Wondering which brand of bagel is best.

That plain butthole there is familiar. There might be a gap in the porn market.
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11-17-2011 , 11:47 PM
Oh GOD. lol..
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11-18-2011 , 12:16 AM
A thread of the finest internets. Also PP's finest hour.
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